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Baking Fail (OLD)

[Cody]: Hey Sally!

[Sally]: Yeah?

[Cody]: I’ve got a sweet tooth... Wanna help me make some sugar cookies?

[Sally]: YES!

One hour later

[Masky]: Cody.

[Cody]: Smiles innocently Yeah...?

[Masky]: Why the actual hell did you try to bake something?

[Cody]: Um...

[Masky]: And why did you bring Sally in on it?

[Cody]: I was hungry!

[Masky]: So get a sandwich like everyone else!

[Cody]: I didn’t want a sandwich.

[Masky]: Rolls eyes

[Cody]: I-it’s not that bad, okay...

[Masky]: ‘Not that bad’? You set the stove on fire! Nearly blew the whole kitchen up!

[Cody]: Hehe... I’m sorry?

[Masky]: Exasperated sigh

[Masky]: Get the fuck out of here.

[Cody]: ...

[Masky]: Now. Before I shove those God-forsaken cookies you created down your throat.

[Cody]: Leaves hurriedly

[Cody, thinking]: I wonder if Sally has an easy-bake oven...