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Don’t You Know (That I’m Yours) - Read and React

(I’ve wanted to do this for a while! I have no idea how to do this properly, but - here we go!)

Don’t You Know That I’m Yours By chaoticgoodlawyer @chaoticgoodlawyerwrites Read and React - Chapter 1

Here >> Chapter 2

His young husband had only managed to cure him of a hereto known uncurable poison that the foremost medial expert in their world had been puzzling over for more than a year in less than a day due to a heritage that absolutely no one else can learn about. No biggie.

Oh god, this was going to be awful.

 XD  XD  XD  This is going to be awesome  😁  😁  😁

Shen Qingqiu was doing his best to Not Think about the fact that his disciple almost definitely thought he was in love with him and Luo Binghe had stated outright that Shen Qingqiu’s older self had thankfully put him off propositioning him until he was older.

asdfasdf Definitely Not Thinking about it!!! About how his cute little disciple!!! Would have propose- cough, propositioned him! Except his older self had already realized that and stopped him! How much longer can he pretend his disciple never said anything?!?

...Way less long than he would have preferred XD

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Shen Qingqiu flushed, “That’s definitely not appropriate dinner conversation!”

 What did he say??? Or rather - what didn’t he say, my goodness! ...Oh, but to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation XD

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I just said that we were fated to be together and that’s why it worked…

 I mean – he’s not wrong XD

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His last thought before sleep was something about being in trouble, but he slipped into darkness before it could fully register.

*chuckles* I’m in danger!!!

Yes. Yes you are. You have no idea how much trouble you’re in, Shen Qingqiu XD

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SQQ: Is it too late to fake my death to avoid this meeting?

 Don’t!!! *Hides Moon and Sun Dew seeds from SQQ*

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SQQ: and YQY doesn’t exist SQH: …bro he’s leading this meeting how’s that going to work? SQQ: don’t care. the man can choke

asdhfasdj I love sassy, snarky SQQ

…actually, as his sass spills out, I feel like he resembles SJ far more than he has before??? Only when he stops hiding himself so much, does he better resemble the actual SJ – that’s some irony for you!

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[+10 B-points for pettiness!]

 …he could earn so many B Points from sheer pettiness

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SQQ: Fine. We’re friends. SQH: Yessss

 Yes!!!!!!

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SQQ: I’m going to try and act like Shen Jiu SQH: Oh shit! SQQ: Hold my flower. SQH: I got your flower, boo! Fuck ‘em up!

Perhaps they were, in fact, friends.

 :D I just. Loved this. So much!!!! <333333

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[Host is not currently earning friendship points with the Protagonist because his relationship with the Protagonist is not platonic.]

What the fuck.

Yes it is?

[...]

 ……… It’s romantic and it’s cute as hell But it’s definitely not platonic And I love it. Give me all the cute, soft fluff!!! There little talks! The easy, casual intimacy!!! I just - asdhgfa;sldfjlsajdkf

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Liu Qingge sighed. “I understand why you won’t say anything, but that’s because you explained it to me. They don’t know the stakes, what you’ve already done.

 This man - <3 I don’t ship them romantically, but I do love their interactions

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He had just picked up his teacup, waiting for Yue Qingyuan to respond, when Peak Lord Wei said, in flippant fashion, “So you’re fucking him, too?”

Oh shit

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The teacup shattered in one hand while his fan broke into splinters in another. With bloody fingers [...] Shen Qingqiu looked right at the man and hissed, “Excuse me?”

Seriously, excuse you?????????? WTF, man???? Also, ow

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The other Peak Lord, uncaring of the dropped jaws around the room, huffed and said, “Oh, come on. Were we really not going to talk about the fact that you’ve been living with a disciple who apparently grew up to be your husband? For over a year? And now Bai Zhan is jumping to your defense? Your disciple moved out so you’ve moved on to an actual adult–“

 Oh no you didn’t–

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Liu Qingge was across the room and had Cheng Luan at Peak Lord Wei’s throat.

 Thank you, Liu Qingge  *glares daggers at Peak Lord Wei*

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“Very well, Shen-shixiong.” Mu Qingfang cleared his throat loudly and looked around the room. “Peak Lord Wei is gravely mistaken about Peak Lord Shen’s character. I say this not as Shen Qingqiu’s colleague but has his doctor.

 Go, Mu Qingfang!!!!

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“First, there is a not insignificant possibility that, prior to Luo Binghe’s time traveling incident six days ago, Shen Qingqiu was a virgin.”

pfffffffff--- Is SQQ’s face going to be able to survive this???

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Mu Qingfang said before continuing. “As Wei-shidi said, Shen Qingqiu prior to his qi deviation 19 months ago was known to visit brothels throughout the city. This shidi investigated his previous habits–“ Shen Qingqiu turned and stared at him because what– “and found that all those who remembered him only spoke of his kindness and his refusal to accept carnal services. It seems that Shen-shixiong went there for information gathering and, at times, to sleep, treating all those working there with the utmost respect.”

Good!!! Let Shen Jiu not be falsely accused!!!

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Shen Qingqiu was not going to give that man credit considering he had damn near yelled the sentiment in his face only a few days ago in order to get it through his fool head.

 :/ Not impressed, YQY. But at least, thank you for doing the bare minimum.

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Shen Qingqiu was back to staring at the far wall, hands still bloody and unable to hold a fan. Face bare, he felt heat begin to fill his cheeks and climb up his neck. 

assadf;lksj 😂 😂 😂

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SQH: HOLY SHIT SQH: BRO?? WTF SQQ: kill me

 asdfasjdfhsljfhkhjhlkjhklh XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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SQQ: I hate this SQQ: Binghe was smart to think of something to tell MQF that he couldn’t question but ugh SQH: …I think he had other reasons but sure SQH: also did you tell MQF and did MQF just tell everyone that you’re in love with LBH? SQQ: …maybe SQQ: some could read it that way

 SHF:LDGHS:LJSGDHJAHF:LKJADFL:KDAJS MAYBE SOME COULD SEE IT THAT WAY DSKDJ:LSDFJ:LKJ  Shen Qingqiu!!!!!

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“Are all the splinters gone?” Shen Qingqiu asked Mu Qingfang. The man nodded and Shen Qingqiu called on his not inconsiderable reserves of spiritual energy to close the numerous wounds in his hands. “Thank you, Mu-shidi, for your attention and words. Thanking Liu Qingge and Sect Leader Yue for their input as well. If Wei-shidi has something further to say to me about my friendship with Liu Qingge, he is welcome to take it up with either of us at another time. This one humbly requests we go back to the meeting.”

...damn

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Oh, God. They hadn’t even started the announcements yet.

They haven’t even started the announcements yet 😂

and – the author notes – I love them so much

LBH: *Cooks dinner, holds his hand, does his hair, hugs him goodbye* SQQ: This is normal behavior! Binghe’s just being nice to me. SQH: Bruh. LBH: *tells MQF they’re romantic soulmates* SQQ: Clever boy! Binghe’s so smart to throw him off his tracks. SQH: BRUH.

Chapter 2 >>


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