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COULD WE HAVE BLACK HAT X READER HEADCANONS

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yes you can my good man

I think it’s well established Black Hat has zero idea how humans work

And that… Well that’s fun to play with

Cracking your knuckles?

Instant confusion

Sneezing?

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT WAS THAT”

One time you allowed your hair to grow longer than normal just to see the confusion on his face.

“When the FUCK did that happen???”

It’s endless amounts of fun with no down sides right?

Right?

Yeah of course not.

You broke a bone,

Nothing major, something with your arm bone cracked yatta yatta

Flug talks too much

Basically your arm is now in a sling and you cannot work.

Now Black Hat knows about bones, he knows they can break and be painful and he thinks it’s funny

But didn’t know they could heal

A broken bone is broken there’s not going back

It is 100% completely useless as far as Black Hat knows

You are not allowed to do anything ever again

He morns your arm, it was such a good arm, did so much work, fit perfectly in your shirt, looks great both covered and uncovered

No one corrects him, for different reasons

You didn’t correct him because, let’s be honest, this is fucking hilarious.

It doesn’t take long for your arm to heal and you’re back to work. It takes about half the day for Black Hat to realize your arm is back in working condition

He has many questions

“Magic” You say with jazz hands, leaving the demon

Black Hat simply stares in shock and is confused the rest of the day

You explain it to him that night, along with a few other human related questions

Hunter was supposed to start sobbing during this scene with the collector…

Every single thing about You is great.

a child to her Father 

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