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Me: girl please you were like that from the beginning

Faust mother:..what-

Me: and girl please he didn't ruin you, you ruined yourself with all that cake paste flat bread of pound cake you call makeup. Next time keep your legs close ya b*&^%

Faust: holy-

Faust mother: .....I...uh

Me: yah that's what I thought you musty Dusty Krusty old fossil looking mother f****** lookin dinosaur, come on Faust let's go shopping

Fausts mother: You know I was beautiful before I got pregnant.

Faust: I know.

Fausts mother: You ruined me Faust.

Faust: I know...

Fausts mother: You better grow up to be something great to make up for all the damage you've done.

Faust: I will.