Children Of The Corn - Tumblr Posts
ME GIVING BAD Β DESCRIPTIONS: STEPHEN KING STYLE
IT: The snack that smiles back. Children.
Carrie: I'm just the average teenage girl! Periods, prom and mass murder!
Misery: What crunchy legs you have there, Paul.
The Shining: Well this vacation did not go as planned.
Children Of The Corn: I once shoved a corn cob up my ass
Thinner: Look Heidi! The diet's finally working!
Cujo: Bark bark, bitch.
Pet Sematary: Bark bark, bitch part 2.
Christine: Ah fuck. The car's on another murderous rampage.
Gerald's Game: My secret kink is being left abandoned in a cabin with my dead husband while I'm locked on the bed.
The Mist: The mist ate my baby.
For legal reasons this is a joke
Currently watching children of the corn I AM WAITING FOR BURT AND VICKY TO KICK MALACHAIS ASS
Also kinda unrelated but since I've been so hyper fixated on tcm I cant help but think of Leland anytime burt hops on screen I mean seriously were all the guys just like that back then I'm talking the blue button up TUCKED INTO THE DARK BLUE JEANS WITH THE BOOTS AND THE SHAGGY LIGHT BROWN HAIR not to mention burt it's just KICKING THESE KIDS ASS
UPDATE ON THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN:they got his assXDXDXD AND BURT AND VICKY ESCAPED ALONG WITH 2 ADORABLE KIDS WHO WEREN'T EVIL
My fave bois from Children of the corn
malachai boardman i love you ππ pls i just wanna π π
cut him up in bite sized pieces and stir fry him
and then eat him
me planning to search up "Malachai Boardman" to wiki surf but death shows up beside his name
This is canonically how desperate I am to talk about my interests
i make tons of references and it's not even funny
Barbie (Barbara's βFaceβ) from Shadows house in comparison with Malachai Boardman from Children of The Corn.
Barbie's brute and violent nature just remind me so much of Malachai, their hair looks somewhat the same to me too lol (except for the color)
Overall, the anime is interesting and has a great concept, I recommend the manga for more context :))
special mentions: @bernkastel11 @rainywinnerpeach @brains4ne (maybe but i love you guyz lolz /plat) <333
....isaac, what have you done?
... nothing? NOTHING?? YOU SET THE HOMOSEXUALS LOOSE!
corn figurine and preacher hat
lost motivation halfway. Anyways, have some kind of corn figurine with a preacher hat on. This is based on a corn keychain my close friend ( @k-at-kat ) gave me with the exact same design. I cherish it like my own adopted son and I love it
Literally Children of the Corn's silver trio
(Amos = Neville, Malachai = Ginny, Rachel = Luna)
βyeah I know that Burt's appearance was completely butchered in the remake and that malachai got someone pregnant but isaac is someone you should watch the remake forββ
pls, left brain. i know Isaac is even more adorable in the remake. but im physically gonna convulse and cry if malachai or burt comes in screentime.
Original!Isaac staring at Remake!Isaac
- ΜΜβ± about me ! (β .β Β β ββ Β β α΄β Β β ββ .β )
π | name : jules / malachi /j /or not / nimrod
π | age : rather not say
π | gender & sexuality : transmasculine π³οΈββ§οΈ + bisexual β‘β Λβ κ°β α΅β ΰΌβ α΅β β β κ±
π | languages : english / french / filipino
- ΜΜβ± interests
π | music : rock (soft rock, hard rock, etc), metal, swing, blues / bands(or singers) : MSI, AM, Gorillaz, Slipknot, System of a Down
π | video : movies: Children of the Corn, The Omen, Harry Potter series, Jumanji, Central Intelligence / shows: Young Sheldon
π | games : Roblox, Minecraft, GL2, Lucius
π | fandom (pls talk to me if you are in any of these) : Children of the Corn, Shadows House, DunMeshi / Delicious in Dungeon, Lucius
- ΜΜβ± movies
π | genres : horror, comedy, fantasy
π | subgenres : religious horror (COTC and The Omen specifically), sitcoms, slapsticks , sword and sorcery fantasy, high fantasy (epic fantasy)
- ΜΜβ± extra
π | dms/frqs : allowed
π | socials : your_gilmoreboy in discord and your-gilmoreboy on yt (i don't post... yet), malachiboardman in roblox
π | my dumby wumbies (friends) : @k-at-kat @brains4ne @bernkastel11 @rainywinnerpeach @rainbowgr1lledcheese (if you're ever uncomfortable being on this tag page, please just tell me and I'll take your tag down immediately)
π | people I watch : Kubz Scouts, Kristian PH, yenuuki
π | fave bible quotes and where they come from: Zechariah 13:1 β’ The Shepherd Struck β Strike the Shepherd and the sheep will be scattered; I will turn my hand against the little ones. β β Malachi 13:1 β’ The Priests' Polluted Offerings β A son honors his father, a servant his master. If I am a father, where is my honor? And if I am a master, where is my fear? β
π | fave bible facts: Isaac was circumcised when he was eight days old.
βIsaac and Malachai having a good friendship will never be realβ you don't like wholesome and kind interactions? Ok, have schizo!Malachai and Hallucination!Isaac instead.
/srs