Bummer But No Time For That There's A Planet You Haven't Blown The Fuck Up Yet - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
I keep seeing all this stuff in Metroid fandom (and arguably from the creative team themselves) about Samus having a motherly bond with (voice) The Baby but, like, she handed that thing over to be dissected by military scientists SO fast. I could see her being surprised that it had formed such an attachment with her by the end of Super Metroid cuz yeah that was unexpected and weird. But chances are high she saved that last bby metroid with the intent of it being used for study and destroyed in the process.
It is funny imagining her going on parent/child bonding trips with the galaxy's second most dangerous life form though.
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I've always felt like she's one of those emotionally detached action movie badass types
too cool to have feelings
ptsd from dragon that ate her family in front of her?
nah fuck that gun to it’s face. a lot.
surprise emergency surgery?
yeah whatever get in the car military bozos we're going alien murdering
become the monster you hunted and hated your whole life?
bummer but no time for that there's a planet you haven't blown the fuck up yet
also you're mostly a bird in a human body and I feel there is so much wasted comedic potential there