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Jason: Hey old man! I heard from Dick that you've finished fixed the flamethrower right? Can I borrow it for... personal project?

Bruce: no

Jason: if you want to play it that way, fine! Dad... Can I please borrow the flamethrower for my very important personal purpose???

Bruce: ...

Bruce *big softy to his kid* Wayne: ...*sigh* here...

Jason: works every time *cackle*

Jason found out that the easiest way to get the things he wants from Bruce and Dick is to be the slightest bit cute. Chaos follows.

Bruce: Tell me again why you let Jason drive the Batmobile behind my back?

Dick: [mumbles]

Bruce: hn?

Dick: He called me big brother okay! He said please! He pulled the little wing card! I caved Bruce! I caved under the pressure!

Bruce: You can look Darkseid in the eye and crack jokes but the moment Jason says please you crack under pressure?

Dick: like you wouldn’t crumble into dust if he said “Hey Dad can I have a rocket launcher please?”

Bruce, thinking about it: … yeah I would fold like laundry.

Dick: Exactly!