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STOP DOING HERALDRY

HERALDIC DEVICES WERE NOT MEANT TO BE DESCRIBED

CENTURIES OF HERALDRY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE for the word GULES

Want to blazon for a laugh? We have a tool for that, it's called USING A PENCIL

"Argent, three torteauxes in bend between two cotizes sable" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Heralds have been demanding your respect for all this time (this is REAL Heraldry, done by REAL Heralds)

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"Hello, I would like Sable, a cockatrice displayed argent, crested, membred, and jollopped Gules please"

They have played us for absolute fools

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