Autism Caused This - Tumblr Posts

just realized why nerotypicals think IM the one whos so weird about spoilers: its because they only think that things “important to the plot” count as spoilers - i feel like the whole experience of watching something is DEATHLY important, i think that every little bitty detail is important and if you tell me about ANY of it then i feel like ill be missing out on the amazing part of finding out myself!!!

guys autism is so great because my mom bought me the fancy kind of mandarin orange cups and now im excited to live another day

guys i think i might actually have a problem with these mandarin orange cups. theyre so fucking good guys. and the only thing i ever want now is ANOTHER mandarin orange cup. ive had like 4 today and thats me trying my dang darndest best not to eat too many.

“What differentiates a Clue parody from your average murder mystery?” you ask. great question here is a list :)

1. the lights turn off, someone dies, the lights turn on

2. bottle episode, no one can leave the house for one reason or another.

3. the party invite is mysterious/no one knows why theyre there

4. MANSION

5. i want to kiss most of the characters

5. its more of a comedy than a drama

6. its either set in old times without mobile phones or all the characters dont have their phones for some reason

not all of these are required for a clue parody but the more the merrier yk?