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an actual text i got today... am i allowed to blame it on grant chapman?
Itās the eighteenth of august so naturally Iām doing my annual reread of summer 1975 & summer 1977.
Happy birthday Grant Chapman and live laugh love All The Young Dudes
Marauders incorrect quotes
James: this is a perilous mission I must undertake alone
James: Gather your things Moony, Wormtail and Padfoot
Marauders incorrect quotes
James: Weāve gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Sirius: Probably Peter.
Marauders incorrect quotes
James: Point is, we need to do some serious, complicated magic to become animagie.
Peter: But that stuff is illegal!
James: ā¦.
Peter: Alright, Iām in.
Sirius: Iām in too. I heard the word āillegalā
Marauders incorrect quotes
James: Come on, you canāt make EVERYONE like you. Youāre not Remus.
Mary: Not everyone likes Remus, though.
James: WHO DOESNT LIKE REMUS?!
Mary: No one, I just -
Sirius: WE NEED NAMES. NOW
Marauders incorrect quotes
James: *carrying Lily bridal style and talking with her calmly*
Sirius: *sprints past, carrying Remus over his shoulders like a sack of potatoes while Remus is screaming at him*
Marauders incorrect quotes
Remus: I canāt believe weāre locked together in this room
Sirius, while subtly throwing a key out of the window: truly unfortunate
Marauders incorrect quotes
James: Good morning!
Remus: Bold statement.
What Lily says: Remus, itās your responsibility to look after the other marauders
What Lily means: Remus, itās your job to keep these dumbasses from falling for every basic trick in the books because they have the self preservation skills of a bunch of toads (you too but youāre slightly better)
Marauders incorrect quotes
Sirius: I was in a race once
Sirius: Well, I called it a race, the ministry called it āescaping prisonā.
Sirius: Theyāre mad when they lose.