Angband Is Not A Carefully Run Machine It Is Held Together By Ductape And Mairons Stubborness - Tumblr Posts

Things that happen in Angband

Melkor forgets he needs to make his fana shorter and either bangs his head on every doorway or just smashes through them.

Gothmog has this problem too, but Gothmog has learned to preemptively blast doors/doorframes/walls/orcs

Mairon leaves shed fana around the fortress because it wasn't quite right for the work he wants to do so he just made another one. As a consequence at least twice a day some poor orc is left convinced that he's dead and the elves have snuck into the fortress

Thuringwethil attempts to snack on Melkor's Favourite Prisoner. This is not allowed, but she'll get there someday

Manwe sends letters. Or maybe sacrifices. The eagles are tasty

Maedhros learns new ways to curse. It's not like he can make anything worse by insulting Mairon's organizational system.