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Apparently Zeus Isn't the Biggest Whore...
I made a Top 3 Malewhores from Greek Mythology out of curiosity, and apparently Zeus isn't the first one.
3rd Place: Apollo! 🥉
Bodycount: 52
Goddesses (4)
Hecate
Calliope
Urania
Thalia
Nymphs (15)
Aethusa
Acacallis
Chrysothemis
Corycia
Cyrene
Leuconoe
Melaena
Melia
Ocyrrhoe
Othreis
Urea
Rhetia
Sinope (depending on the myth version)
Stilbe
Syllis
Mortal Women (24)
Acalle or Acacallis
Amphissa
Euboia
Aria
Deione
Arsinoe
Dryope
Evadne
Erginos
Hecuba
Hyria
Celaeno
Chione
Coronis
Creusa
Cyrene
Leucippus' wife
Manto
Parthenope
Phthia
Procleia
Psamathe
Thero
Thyia
Male Lovers (9)
Hyacinthus
Hymenaeus
Cyparissus
Adonis
Admetus
Branchus
Helenus
Hyppolytus
Phorbas
2nd Place: Zeus! 🥈
Bodycount: 56
Goddesses (16)
Aphrodite
Demeter
Dione (unless Aphrodite is motherless)
Eurynome
Gaia
Hera
Hybris (depending on the myth versions)
Calliope
Leto
Metis
Mnemosyne
Nemesis
Persephone (again, depending on the myth versions)
Selene
Styx (when she's the mother of Persephone)
Themis
Nymphs (18)
Aegina
Aix
Borysthenes' daughter
Deino
Electra
Himalia
Hora
Io
Callirhoe
Carme
Maia
Nymphe African
Nymphe Sithnis
Nymphe Samothrakian
Othreis
Plouto
Taygete
Thalia
Mortal Women (21)
Alcmene
Antiope
Danae
Dia
Elara
Europa
Eurymedusa
Callisto
Calyce
Cassiopea
Lamia
Laodameia
Leda
Lysithoe
Niobe
Olympias (Yes, mother of Alexander of Great!)
Pandora
Pyrrha
Phthia
Semele
Thyia
Male Lovers (1)
Ganymede
1st Place: Poseidon! 🥇
Bodycount: 71
Goddesses (4)
Amphitrite
Aphrodite
Demeter
Gaia
Nymphs (25)
Alcyone
Anippe
Arethusa
Ascra
Beroe
Eidothea
Euryte
Celaeno
Celusa
Chione 1
Chione 2
Cleodora
Corcyra
Medusa (I know she's a gorgon but this is the closest category she could've been included in)
Melantheia
Melia
Mideia
Nymphe Khias
Nymphe Tarentine
Peirene
Pero
Pitane
Salamis
Thoosa
Tritonis
Mortal Women (40)
Agamede
Aethra
Alope
Althaea
Amphikriton's daughter
Amymone
Anippe
Arene
Arne or Antiope
Astydameia
Astypalaea
Europa (not that Europa, another one; now I'm starting to believe that Poseidon tries to copy Zeus...)
Euryale
Eurycyda
Eurynome
Helle
Hyppothoe
Iphimedeia
Caenis
Calyce
Canace
Celaeno
Chalcinia
Chrysogeneia
Cleito
Larissa
Leis
Lena
Libya
Lysianassa
Mecionice
Melantho
Mestra
Molione
Oenope
The wife of Prince Ornytion
Periboea
Themisto
Theophane
Tyro
Male Lovers (2)
Nerites
Pelops