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this will never not be funny to me

still absolutely hilarious to me that matthew is supposed to be so plugged in to queer culture and the london community and all that and yet he has yet to notice that his brother, his best friend, and his worst enemy are all gay and in an increasingly agonizing love triangle

Alastair: It's okay, Baba traumatized you too, Layla. You should be allowed to mourn that.

Cordelia: Traumatized? I'm not traumatized. I can't be traumatized! I just can't. Or else. I have to be perfect. I have to not be traumatized so I'm all good!

Alastair: "Or else" what?

Cordelia: Or else I will be a failure?

Alastair: ... Yeah. You definitely don't sound traumatized at all