Alter Humanity - Tumblr Posts

I am neither male nor female, I am a weird cryptic sentient scarecrow that lives in the woods and gives you things from around my garden

Ack I was at the mall the other day wearing my tail and I saw someone with a tailon and I went up to them like 'hey I really love the tail on ur purse thing's and they said 'thanks I got it from renfair' and I got mine there tooo!!! They looked so so so cool and there was a chance they were alterhuman aaaaaack