HEDGEHOGGLE

🍝❤️ HEDGEHOGGLE 💙🦴

based on this fnf cover!

So, i was washing the dishes and my mind suddenly reminded me of that one lesson i took in elementary school.

I don’t remember it quite but—

In every lesson there will always has to have an example to let the lesson sink in for the students,However. In this lesson we had an example that went last this:

A teacher told his students to take a bunny, hide, and kill it. So the students did what the teacher said, all except one kid. And when the teacher asked him why he didn’t do as he told him, the kid simply answered with ‘ god is always watching over him so he couldn’t do it’.

Which is true -to my religion- ..but that’s not my point.

My point is..

Who the fuck read this example and thought “ yeah this would work for LITERAL CHILDREN in elementary school”

I could be wrong and it’s a toy Hopefully .

But like- What the actual fuck?

Sonic fandom, I’m about to get you with a reader adopting Sonic (modern sonic specifically) praise yourselves.

I don’t know when I’ll finish it but when i do-

And yah the blue devils (not including ugly sonic) will be there for a brief moment maybe.

I’ve come to make an announcement, sonic the hedgehog is a bitch-ass mother-fucker, he beat my movie in the box office. That’s right. He took his sega and fucking paramount studios out and said his movie was “THIS SUCCESSFUL” and I said “that’s disgusting.” So I’m making a call out movie on my Twitter.com: Sonic the hedgehog, you’ve got a shit movie. It’s as good as it’s first design except WAY worse. And guess what? Here’s what my marvel movie looks like. BBOOOOMM

That’s right baby. All white men, no plot, no interesting characters - look at that it looks like a copy and paste of every Marvel movie. He beat me in the box office so guess what, I’m gonna make a distasteful joke in my new movie. That’s right, this is what you get: MY WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT DO-OVER!! except I’m not gonna use Roger Rabbit, I’m gonna make it worse, IM USING CHIP AND DALE!! How do you like that sega? I MADE A CHIP AND DALE MOVIE YOU IDIOT!

you have twenty-three hours to stop making movies before my uncredited P A RRR ODY hits theaters, now get out of my fucking sight, before I make a caricature of you too

I JUST THOUGHT OF AN AU

BUT I CANT MAKE HEADCANONS/FANFIC OF IT RN SO I WILL GIVE YOU THIS-

Sonic: [makes a snarky comment about Hiccup]

Hiccup: Whose this sassy child?!

Hiccup:[looks around and finds No one]

Hiccup:[carries Sonic like a kid] fuck it he’s my child now.

Sonic:[blows a raspberry]

Help idk what I’m doing-

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