Mario Would Be One Of Luigis Biggest Hype Men Ever. If Anyone Insults Him He Would Get Pissed.

Mario would be one of Luigi’s biggest hype men ever. If anyone insults him he would get pissed.

Person: Hahah, Luigi is so useless in comparison to Mario-

Mario: You shut your fucking mouth you little shit stain! How many times have you beaten bowser?! Beaten King Boo?! Saved Daisy?! Saved me!? You’re a bitch! You’re lower than a bitch! You’re nothing! If you were gone then nothing would change but if Luigi was gone then Bowser could’ve already taken over the kingdom! He’s a hero and you’re insignificant!

I love Chiyo- and I kind of headcanon her as a Witch of the Woods (Sands???) archetype- a bitter old woman who has sacrificed too much, experienced and committed more atrocities than anyone can imagine, and who knows the truth about what lies in the hearts of men to live among the villages anymore.

In my AU she's got a pretty dark backstory. Back in time when Villages were just getting established, women weren't allowed to be shinobi in the same capacity as men. There was too much warring and death among the clans to risk women, so they were only ever allowed to serve as spies or medics. (Chiyo started off as a medic).

And like any military/fascist dictatorship, serving the state was more important than anything else- so women who were kunoichi were given missions to steal and return with powerful bloodlines. Even before villages, this was a common fear among clans (which is why so many of them have protective measures and inbreed/arrange matches very carefully).

Chiyo was one such woman, who took a X-rated mission in her youth because she was told it would 'serve her nation'. There was a powerful bloodline whose Kekkei Genkai could harden sand to something akin to Steel- something Suna very desperately wanted.

Chiyo succeeded in her mission, but despite the veneer of 'serving your nation', when she returned, she was considered, in her words, "Just another whore."

Then when her son didn't manifest the bloodline- it was worse, but Chiyo was happy because that meant her son was HERS. (This is when she met Enji, and he saved her son's life at great cost- so Chiyo owes him a blood/life debt.)

Then the war came, and they needed women to fight so now serving the nation meant something different, and Chiyo became a full fledged 'shinobi' and turned her healing towards poison and death- especially when she had to fight the Salamander.

Then she sealed Gaara and that was the atrocity straw that broke the camel's back and she dipped out Suna and retired to an oasis. She's still a healer, but adamantly refuses to serve shinobi.

Once again, thank you so much for these asks and all the support for this AU?

@youngpeacearbiter

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Miku Hatsune 1/7 Scale by Kotobukiya, of Vocaloid

I did the thing. I'm unsure if i'll keep posting chapters as comics or as written fanfiction, but hey, at least i got the initial idea out there. This was very wild for me to make considering i hate doing comics, but here i am, like a fool, doing them constantly.

People are so fucking mean to the elemental monkeys and for what??? Because you think they're ugly???? Yeah well you're ugly. In your heart