My Favorite Drink Is Vinegar

My favorite drink is vinegar

Yeah, that seems about right

Holy shit, it’s God!

Update: So, I initially made this post as a satire joke because everyone thought that me and @commandermotheater were dating… Except now we actually are dating so yeah…

Why do people automatically assume that something is romantic???? Like if I wanna hold hands with my bro, kiss my bro and sit in a hot tub (less than 5 feet apart) with my bro then that doesn’t mean that we are gay! You can make out with your bro without it being romantic! Like, sure I think that he’s super hot and has really majestic thighs but it’s not gay I swear!

I just wanna be on ur blog because I'm pretty

Oki

@commandermotheater is sexah pretty

LITERALLY

Genuinely heartbroken that me & my friends are listening to tmp as it comes out because I no longer get to be smug and know everything 😔

Listening to The Magnus Archives with my mom is so funny because I know Literally everything that's going to happen, and she has no idea.

Shell be working and I get to watch as her face goes from "oh a story about a man name Joe! How spooky and fun :D" to "WHAT DOES HE MEAN 'the beatles crawled in and out of every hole in his body-' ???? WHAT???"

From joy to horror. It's actually quite amusing. I'm started to see why Elias got a kick out of it 👁/j