Update: So, I Initially Made This Post As A Satire Joke Because Everyone Thought That Me And @commandermotheater

Update: So, I initially made this post as a satire joke because everyone thought that me and @commandermotheater were dating… Except now we actually are dating so yeah…

Why do people automatically assume that something is romantic???? Like if I wanna hold hands with my bro, kiss my bro and sit in a hot tub (less than 5 feet apart) with my bro then that doesn’t mean that we are gay! You can make out with your bro without it being romantic! Like, sure I think that he’s super hot and has really majestic thighs but it’s not gay I swear!

Fuck your Hogwarts house, what’s your Wings Of Fire tribe?

Yeah, that seems about right

Unrelated but I would like to abandon society and become a monitor lizard

@commandermotheater why are you like this?

How do you feel about being my lunch?

I am a moth, not a lunch.

Also fuck you