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Did not get a very good look at the inside of the batmobile but it did look like a very nice car. I also think I saw riddler handcuffed in the back.

You will NEVER GUESS who just pulled up to the drive thru at the McDonalds in East End Gotham

You will NEVER GUESS who just pulled up to the drive thru at the McDonalds in East End Gotham

We should make Bruce Wayne and Elon Musk do a boxing match like YouTubers do

Tired of new yorkers mocking Gotham. Like yeah you guys have it so much better with your little avengers crew. I'm sure them each having their own list of enemies won't affect you at all🙄

Ngl, seeing all the criminals in Gotham with psychology degrees make me glad I chose culinary

wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

I love making shit up and lying to people and never telling them the truth 

everyone who criticizes high waisted pants is skinny so i don't care about that opinion

All I'm saying is that the ninja turtles could have stopped Thanos but the avengers couldn't have stopped the Krang

I love saying “I’m always saying this” about things I have never said

i dont mind when people are annoying online bc i remember back when i was 14 and so annoying online and its fun to be young and not know how to act we've all been there. Checks bio. oh theyre older than me

Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”

normalize being out of the loop...... like what is even going on lol

people who dislike hearing their friends talk about their interests are so weird. why would you not wanna hear the most incoherent rambles ever and promote joy in friend????

Honestly

Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation

I am such a “huh” ass bitch. Lmao i got bad hearing sorry

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

I am sadly not a legitimate be gay do crimes thrillseeker. the idea of getting in trouble makes my tummy hurt. Sorry

hey so when you were a child and tried to share your interests with your parents you weren’t being needy/obnoxious/over sharing. sharing things you like with people important to you is a way kids communicate love and trust. so like, even though you dont care about what your little siblings / kids / random children in your life are talking about, PLEASE just fake it till you make it

wizard tip of the day: i can and will kill again

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads