No, Not At All.

No, not at all.

Wh-Why is Bottom Storage called Bottom Storage....? 😂

I couldn’t find the og post so I had to yoink this off reddit, but: 

IT’S A THING™ AND THIS POST NAILS IT

"That Andy is a PR nightmare! What are we gonna do?"

"Let's replace him with a home-invading, ADHD version of the hypersexed, overbreeding order of lagomorphs."

(Picks up phone.)

"Hello, art department: Somebody draw me a brown rabbit, stat!"

After so many “Peeping” charges Andy was under court order not to “Posses any instrument or device that allows a clear vision of distant objects or to avoid any obstacle to viewing, including but not limited to binoculars, field glasses, telescopes, monoscopes, opera glasses, periscopes, telephoto lenses, fiber-optic viewers, television cameras, spy equipment, or any such device or equipment unknown to this court, until such time that said defendant has completed any and all necessary counseling and treatment ordered by this court.”

Parents Magazine   May 1953

Cheesus Keerist, this just reminds me too much of The Twilight Zone.

Right-wing America spent four years of Donald Trump’s presidency in “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street”, and now the same folks are going “The Old Man in the Cave” on us.

I don't ever want to hear about the fucking "War On Christmas" or any kind of BS about how anyone who celebrates Christmas isn't absolutely catered to every day of their damn winter lives no matter what is going on. Fuck y'all, seriously, and fuck Christmas too.

New addition:

Amber's shameless hormones!

Innocent smiles: An assortment.

BECKY, DINA, & THE FORBIDDEN FLESH...

...or, how Sunday School conditioned her:

"And for my big gift"?

Aren't "big gifts" like sewing machines a direct cause of women gifting themselves Hitachis?

Sewing machines are like magnets, nobody really knows how they work.

Every Women’s Family Circle December 1959