I- Why Is This The Most Sinister Thing Ive Heard Today

I- why is this the most sinister thing I’ve heard today 💀

Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.1💀

Teruko: Truth or dare? Jouno: Dare. Teruko: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Jouno: Hey? Tachihara, blushing: Yeah? Jouno: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Tecchou.

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Jouno: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Tecchou: Microwave for 40 minutes. Teruko: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Tecchou: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells. I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but I didn't own any pots. Tachihara: You burned an orange too? How??? Tecchou: Microwave for 40 minutes.

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Tachihara: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Jouno: No, that's not how you make cookies. Tecchou: FLOOR IT!! Tachihara: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Jouno: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE BASE DOWN- Tachihara: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Teruko: DO IT! Jouno: NO-

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Teruko: Why is Tecchou crying on the floor?Tachihara: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Teruko: And? Tachihara: They got Jouno.

Help-💀,From TheSwordThatStabbedJouno

an incorrect b-day quote for the b-day boy ✨Jouno✨

Tachihara: Happy birthday Jouno! Here’s Tecchous gift to you.

Jouno: …Thats a big box.

Tachihara: Yeah.

Jouno: He’s inside it isn’t he.

Tachihara: [sighing] Yeah.

Incorrect quotes but this time it’s Weretiger and no eyebrows 🧑‍🦲

Atsushi : Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Akutagawa: Stop romanticizing the past

—————————————————————————————————— Akutagawa: Someone will die. Atsushi: Of fun!

—————————————————————————————————— Atsushi: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!  Akutagawa: Please, just say fuck. ——————————————————————————————————

Akutagawa: I’m a reverse necromancer.  Atsushi: Isn’t that just killing people?  Akutagawa: Yes, technically. ——————————————————————————————————

Atsushi: What are you doing here?  Akutagawa: I could ask you the same question.  Atsushi: I live here. This is my house.  Akutagawa: I should probably ask you a different question. ——————————————————————————————————

Atsushi: Hey Akutagawa, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.  Akutagawa, pulling out a shotgun: Yes Weretiger. Atsushi: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Akutagawa! ——————————————————————————————————

Atsushi: I love hearing Akutagawa shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change. ——————————————————————————————————

Akutagawa: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way Weretiger.  Atsushi: I almost died.  Akutagawa: That... was my favorite memory.

Hey long time no see guys! Haha yeah I am so so sorry for lying to you twice already I’ve just been so busy with school (having a Mandarin test every week doesn't help). I should be posting more cause my break is in 2 days! ,TheSwordThatStabbedJouno

P.s I tried to make this one a little longer as a sorry

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes🤡

Chuuya, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Dazai: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* Dazai: Dazai: It's perfume. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: This date is boring! Chuuya: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Dazai: Then why did you invite me? Chuuya: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Chuuya I'll do whatever I want!" ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from a all you can eat pizza buffet. Chuuya: Why’d you get banned? Dazai: Touched the rat. Chuuya: … What rat? Dazai: Fyodor Dostoevsky. ---------------------------------------------------- Chuuya: Dazai... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Dazai: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Chuuya: Chuuya: I wrote sanitize, Dazai. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Chuuya: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!! ---------------------------------------------------- Chuuya: *Gives a bouquet to Dazai* Dazai: You know I'm allergic. Chuuya: That's the point. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: Is this mistletoe? Chuuya: Uh, no, no, that is basil. Dazai: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Chuuya: Yeah, no, it’s still basil. ----------------------------------------------------

I'm alive -TheSwordThatStabbedJouno

HA MY FIVE YEARS IF MANDARIN ARE GONNA PAY OFF

上（Shang) - means up or high meaning this is for the higher ranked people

中 (Zhong) - means middle so this is for middle rankers

下 (Xia) - means down or low so for this it means lower ranked