I'm Fooling Around With Charcoals, Does Anyone Post Selfies They Want Turned Into Awkward Portraits?

I'm fooling around with charcoals, does anyone post selfies they want turned into awkward portraits?

I'm probably just going to go with the first one that (if any) comes in, fyi.

Reconciling my staunch belief that minor spelling errors are not grounds for intellectual dismissal with my almost physical pain at the misuse of “affect” and “effect” is fucking vexing.

I don't know if any of you live in Boston, but if you do and could use some help from New York City, let me know (or at least let me know you're ok).

AFFECTED BY THE BOSTON BOMBS?

IF YOU NEED A PLACE IN BOSTON TO STAY:

here

IF YOU HAVE SPACE FOR SOMEONE TO STAY:

here

This is Sybil Ludington. Today is her birthday. Sybil is not very well known and it’s a crying shame. The 16-year old was personally thanked by George Washington for her heroic feat, riding twice the distance of Paul Revere and warning the militia and rebellion sympathizers of the sacking of Danbury, CT. But thanks to Longfellow’s severely historically inaccurate poem, more people remember Revere’s ride than hers. *sighs*  By the way? Revere got captured by the British after his stint and had a ton of other riders out on the roads with him or to switch off with. Sybil Ludington was by herself, in the rain, and she beat highwaymen trying to stop her doing her duty WITH A STICK, still managing to get the job done and home safe. Thanks, Syb. You should make everyone happy inside with your pure badassery.

For ieatedthepurpleone who is a talented limericist (and is hard to write for)

Yo dawg, I heard you liked to lark

Out by the swings after dark.

We put monkey bars

In the back of your car

So now you can park while you park!

~

The other pimped out option was this:

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