For Ieatedthepurpleone Who Is A Talented Limericist (and Is Hard To Write For)

For ieatedthepurpleone who is a talented limericist (and is hard to write for)

Yo dawg, I heard you liked to lark

Out by the swings after dark.

We put monkey bars

In the back of your car

So now you can park while you park!

~

The other pimped out option was this:

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Lament of the wannabe artist

You know, using charcoal a lot Might seem like it's cool, but it's not; Black soot everywhere On clothes, face and hair, And causes peculiar black snot.

Innovation

A musician thought it’d be slick,

To play a Theremin using his dick.

When he played for a crowd

The ovations were loud,

He’s now proud of his talented prick.

Edgar Allam Poe is told to “cheer up and smile once in a while!”

Edgar Allan No

edgar allen poe joins a fraternity

edgar allen bro

A classic, in limerick.

A string walked into a bar,

But didn’t get very far,

The Bartender, with a shout,

Said “We don’t serve strings, get out!”

So the String left and was hit by a car

The String was unraveled, but hurt not.

With an idea, it tied itself on the spot.

When it went back inside

The Bartender tried to chide,

String said “A string, Sir? No, I’m a frayed knot”