There once was a man from Nantucket...
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Why?
Why?
Because.
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ieatedthepurpleone liked this · 13 years ago
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13 years ago
Loki: trickster god of the Norse
Fell head over heels for a horse,
Turned into a mare,
Had quite an affair,
And gave birth an eight-legged foal, of course.
(Photo source: jen-and-kris)
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mythology is weird
it's also funny because Loki is a very popular character in a huge blockbuster
everyone knows who Loki is
and it's up to the rest of us to inform the general population that Loki is
in fact
the proud mother of a mutant horse
/flat what/
13 years ago
13 years ago
Dating tips for the shameless
A whaler from old Saskatoon,
Who acted a drunken buffoon
Spied his blind date,
Who was quite overweight,
And cried "Sailor, go get my harpoon!"
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13 years ago
This is high-brow literature at its finest.
As much as I love it, I can't claim that it's my favorite children's book. That distinction belongs to Tuesday (go read it!).
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13 years ago
The Cork
There once was a clever young lass
Who slept with her thumb up her ass.
When asked why she did it,
She said "To inhibit
Self-suffocation from gas."
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