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This Is High-brow Literature At Its Finest.
This is high-brow literature at its finest.
As much as I love it, I can't claim that it's my favorite children's book. That distinction belongs to Tuesday (go read it!).
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sheereleganceinitssimplicity reblogged this · 13 years ago
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When simply crossing your legs isn't enough
A germaphobe from Cedar Falls
Detested those little blue stalls.
Refusing to poo
In the portable loo,
He exploded and coated the walls.
Why?
Because.
Have fun storming the castle!
Higgledy Piggledy
Evil Prince Humperdink
Foolishly fired the
Miracle Max.
Harboring ire so
Unquantifiable
Max aided Westly, to
Get the prince back.
I'm not sure what I find more disconcerting: the knowledge that Mr. Ratburn and I have rather similar blogs, or the fact that I'm completely ok with that.
The Cork
There once was a clever young lass
Who slept with her thumb up her ass.
When asked why she did it,
She said "To inhibit
Self-suffocation from gas."