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This. Is. Awesome.

the doubtful guest

The Curious Incident of the Thumb in the Nighttime: a Prelude

I wrote this limerick a while ago and in doing so, somehow came up with two different ending I like so much that I can't choose one over the other. I'm putting them in two separate posts (they each deserve as much), so feel free to tell me what you think of the them/which one you like more.

Too soon?

Hoitily-toitily

SNL's Samberg had

Asked an alluring young

Lady to dance.

Finding some privacy

Andy excitedly,

Anti-climactically

Jizzed in his pants.

It's always the quiet ones...

There once was a lady named Heather

Who seemed frail and as light as a feather.

But do not be fooled,

'Cause she'll have you schooled

When she's got you in handcuffs and leather. 

- This wonderful poem was written by my friend Raph: may your mind never truly escape the gutter.

This is why you should always drink on an empty stomach

There was once a big oaf named McGill,

Who quite stupidly drank himself ill.

He threw up wine corks,

Two meals with three forks

And a chewed-upon five dollar bill.

The truth about riding a public bus in New York City

A crazy man stares at the sky;

So I wonder what he's thinking.

And then he starts to pick his nose

-- curiosity is fleeting.