Deadpool: Short People Are Always So Angry. I Think Its Cause They're Always Hot- Y'know Always Being

Deadpool: short people are always so angry. i think its cause they're always hot- y'know always being the closest to hell? must suck.

Peter: you just lost your knee cap privileges giraffe face.

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Tobey: I hate you!

Andrew: i hate me more!!!

Tobey: ...

Tobey: come on, Dude, we've talked about this...

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Michelle (abt gender): maybe I just want people to look at me and be confused

Ned: a big hat

Peter: enter every room screaming "C O R N"

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May: why are there tiny hand prints on the ceiling?

Tobey, whispering: Pete, why are there tiny hand prints on the ceiling?

Peter, hiding his hands: h o n es t l y f u c k y o u g uy s

Spider bros au

[at the zoo]

Andrew: you can’t fly lol

Penguin: you can’t get someone to mate with you for life lmao

Peter:

Penguin: dude don- don’t cry ohmyfucking-

[Tobey watching Andrew talk to a penguin and burst into tears]

Tobey: I think that’s enough zoo today.

Peter:

Tobey: put the monkey back.

Peter: His name is Murder mc Steve

Murder mc Steve: :3

Oz x Damien LaVey fusion

📷 Original art by a twink named Grayson. steal the art and I'll steal yer knees <3

Based on an original design.

Tobey: You ever wanna talk about your feelings, Andrew?

Andrew: no

Peter: I do !!

Tobey: I know, Peter.

Peter: I f e e l s t a b b y

Tobey and Andrew: We know, Peter.

*Andrew coming back from uni*

Tobey, hitting the ceiling with a broom: Sorry I left the window open and this fucker got in.

Andrew: Oh a bird flew in?

Tobey: Massive red one yea

Andrew:

Tobey:

Wade, holding onto the ceiling fan: sugar tits h e l p m e !!

Andrew:

Andrew, grabbing a mop:

Wade: :O

just a bunch of au thoughts where no one got sent back to their universes and like. okay its a spidermans version of the classic "the avengers all live in the avenger tower together" trope. its a good trope

- Peters all live in one apartment

- It is called The Web

- Because spiders.

("Gotta get back to the Web," Says Peter from the MCU.

"What's the Web?" MJ, from the MCU, replies.

"It's a little complex to explain -"

"Is it your apartment. Do you seriously call your apartment the Web.")

- It is, of course, a pretty shitty NYC apartment.

- It's a rotation of who has to sleep from a spiderweb hammock on the ceiling, who gets the couch, and who gets the bed.

- The landlord, of course, only thinks there's one guy living here. Old man that he is, cannot tell any of them apart.

- Not to mention they're all, legally, the same person.

- Personally I'd love to throw the villains in too but the most I got is Doc Ock and Norman living nearby as a very petty neighbor couple. Shenanigans ensue.

- Eddie Brock and Venom of COURSE are nearby and are constantly searching to find Spiderman and Peter Parker. But they're pretty terrible at finding anything.

I'd love to hear everyone else's thoughts <3 just a silly little ideas list I thought of for anyone else who's been liking the goofy "everyone lives in one house together" au. It's one of my favorites for a reason!!