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*Andrew Coming Back From Uni*
*Andrew coming back from uni*
Tobey, hitting the ceiling with a broom: Sorry I left the window open and this fucker got in.
Andrew: Oh a bird flew in?
Tobey: Massive red one yea
Andrew:
Tobey:
Wade, holding onto the ceiling fan: sugar tits h e l p m e !!
Andrew:
Andrew, grabbing a mop:
Wade: :O
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Dr. Strange: So your name is...?
Tobey: I'm Spider-man.
Dr. Strange: And you are...?
Andrew: Spider-man.
Dr. Strange, pointing at peter: ??
Peter: Spider-man.
Dr. strange: Oh don't tell me. He's Spider-man? Why would the three of you have the same name?? What kind of fool do you take me for??He's Spider-man, he's Spider-man, you're spider-man- Are there any other Spider-men I should know about???
Miles Morales, whispering: no one tell him about the multi-verse
Dr. Strange:
Dr. Strange: I'm outta here.
“Monogamy? In this economy???”
-Andrew Parker
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Peter: bro, pick up your eboy, he’s curled up in my living room quivering, speaking in tongues, and surrounded by an impenetrable wall of writhing venom.
Deadpool: that’s not my eboy that’s my malewife !! they’re supposed to do that !!!
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Interviewer: So spider-man are you and the…other spider men…brothers…or something ??
Tobey: No…these are my…clones.
Tobey, seeing Peter and Andrew off to the side pretending to make out with goblins mask and videoing it: ...They’re defective.
Spidey bros au
Peter: do you think the ninja turtles are real, Tobey?
Tobey: no buddy-
Peter: *walks away sad*
Andrew:
Andrew: hey didn’t you work with them though?
Tobey: He ate my licorice. I’m taking away his happiness.
What if Peter told Tobey and Andrew about him joining the Avengers and they just,,,,,didn’t believe him,,?????
Tobey, watching the news: Hey, is Peter teaming up with Iron man?
Andrew: Last I checked, Iron man’s in Germany, tearing up an airport, so I really doubt it.
Tobey, dragging Andrew: No! No, that looks just like him! See!!
Andrew:
Andrew: I’m gonna kill him.
Tobey, already gearing up: Iron man or Petey?
Andrew: Captain america for dropping a f u c k i n g boarding bridge on Peter