Story Time

✨📓Story time📓✨

Featuring @anobodyinabog

Just a little snippet based off a conversation with me and friend talking about our plans for Spring Break. I had asked for a list of her favorite snacks because ✨RoAdTrIp BaBy✨ and she had mentioned Goldfish.

I looked at her, and she looked at me, and I looked at her, and I could see the moment of realization in her horror filled eyes.

And I, ever true to my Jayus nature, without mercy, looked up with a grin and said without hesitation, “ Yo girl is your name Goldfish? Cuz you’re the snack that smiles back.” 😏😉👉🏼👉🏼

Needless to say the conversation ended shortly thereafter. She started to walk out 😆

Y’all have no idea how accurate this is and it hurts 😆😭

waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

Obviously because he needs to learn how to “clean up” his life duh 😏👉🏼👉🏼😆💙🙌🏼

Your au has turned into washing powder

THEY TURNED OUR PEEPAW INTO WASHING POWDER

YEEHAW YALL LILY LIVERED SON OF A BULLFROG. MY TIME HAS COME. WOOOOOOOOOO

*clears throat before belting out as loud as I can* THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT….

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

This is 100% me as a babysitter you have no idea. Come on small fry let’s go kick some butt

Leo: I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time

Leo: Little buddy, you can’t even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who’s trying you?

MEEEEEEEEEEEE

I’m coming for you @anobodyinabog @saspas-corner

#aggresive affection at its finest

here's a silly comic to keep you fed while I work on the next big UD AU update