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The tall one from third pic is also purpled😉

Keep it together…

edit: this comic is based on this hc I made on twitter

🚨Another reminder 🚨

RESPECT YOUTUBERS PRIVACY

If they aren’t comfortable with showing their face you respect it.

If they aren’t comfortable with shipping you respect it.

If they aren’t comfortable with sharing any private information about them you respect it.

If they say no, it means no.

I recently discovered that someone doxxed Dream in a YouTube video by leaking his name and face.

Out of respect for Dream don’t go looking for that YouTube video I’m sure it’s been taken down by now.

Im only here to inform you guys on what’s been going on.

Dream is still human, he still has feelings let’s keep that in mind please.

This post does apply to everyone. It just isn’t targeted at anyone specifically

(Thanks to autumnalsaffron for the advice:))

I’ve seen some lovely people in this community that seem like genuine nice people :)

What Jobs Does Everyone in the Dream SMP Have Outside of Politics, Terrorism and the Draft ™ (this is a headcanon lol)

okay so a lot of us saw the post about the idea that the dream smp’s town tailor would be absolutely exhausted, but idk how many of you saw the ensuing tailor!tommy au/headcanon where someone brought up the fact that tommy sewed his own clothes back together with string from techno after he escaped exile

everyone just went off on a tangent about tommy being an arrogant, violent little shit with the world’s most wholesome hobby, and since then i’ve wondered what everyone’s jobs would be aside from that, but we’ll get the more obvious ones and the ones i’ve already talked about out of the way first

Keep reading

"SPY" hmmmm punz, what are you planning?

“punz i need you to betray me. i’m gonna do something bad and i’m gonna go away for a while after” DO YALL NOT REMEMBER THIS

WHY IS EVERYONE STREAMING? I CAN'T WATCH ALL OF THEM/j

Just what I needed ❤️

Me, getting sucked into the Dream SMP fanbase:

Help. I've fallen and I can't get up

DSMP MODERN FANTACY AU|| Living situations, the Halo’s!

Sapnap, Bad, Skeppy, and Punz all live in the same house.

Sapnap is the youngest of the family, he’s 17 which makes him the youngest in most of his friend groups as well.

Punz is the oldest, he’s not here much in the AU because he’s in college. He’s 21 though, he visits when he can.

Bad is one of the fathers. He works at a bakery he and Skeppy owns. Everyone loves him. He’s more strict than Skeppy is but he’s very kind and will hug anyone that needs one.

Skeppy is the other father. He works at the same Bakery Bad does. He’s the fun dad/uncle that everyone loves, he’s the bad influence.

Fluffy Bits I came up with

When Sapnap was first adopted he never had muffins or anything sweet. Bad made him a batch of chocolate muffins for him.

Sapnap and Punz wanted to make Bad a batch of muffins for his birthday. They tasted horrible but Bad didn’t have the heart to tell them. Skeppy was about to insult the muffins but Bad shoved his hand in his mouth.

Punz taught Sapnap how to play video games

When Punz graduated high school Sapnap yelled “THATS MY BROTHER!” Punz rolled his eyes but has a soft smile. (Definitely not based off of what I did at my brothers graduation)

Punz and Sapnap team up when they want fast food. Bad and Skeppy usually go with it cause it’s the only time they’re not arguing.

Sapnap will goes into Punz’s room, turn off the light, and leave.

Sapnap and Punz have safe words for when they are out in a public place. They’ll stop what they’re doing and drive to where the other is at.

Bads hugs makes everyone feel safe

Whenever Punz had his first breakup Bad pulled him into a hug while Punz sobbed. It was a very heartfelt moment. (Skeppy and Sapnap joined in)

Some kids in Punz’s class would make fun of him for having 2 dads (in first grade), with one of them being a demon. They sure did shut up when that 9’ ft demon came to the school.

Skeppy acts like he doesn’t care about them, but the moment someone hurts his kids someone is going to the hospital.

Their home is a very safe space, if anyone in the neighborhood needs to get away they can always go to their place.

LOOK AT ME MAKING ANOTHER AU

but I can’t resist on making Slime Rancher au, sorry not sorry. I highly recommend this game!! This kept me sane when I was quite ill once ✨

BY THE WAY. My concepts are HIGHLY inspired off the original sprites and original art of Slime Rancher. Im not claiming the original designs at all, and thus I inform I inspired of them - both of poses and clothings! They are very similar and I’m not even hiding it. So yeah. I’m not claiming the original art. I inspired of it highly I hope we have it clear??? Please don’t go after me

THERE WILL ALSO BE SLIMES, but I have to draw them first lol

currently crying in punznotfound

everyone's always like.... why is ant in the eggpire what does he want? he doesn't have motivation he's just there??

IDIOTS. he joined the egg to be with his best friends :) he just want to hang out with bad and punz bc he loves them !! he supports his friends in all their endeavors even when it's world domination !!

The Eggpire is always looking for new members

i declare war on my body.

chapter 1: it’s sad to know that we are not alone in this.

(tws: nongraphic self-harm)

punz is the first to come back after the egg is destroyed.

it makes sense; after all, he’s the least connected, the least influenced. he only ever existed on the outskirts of the faction, still the most in control of himself of everyone.

it only takes a few days for him to recover, the red receding bit after bit from his eyes. he spends most of those days sleeping, only waking every few hours to stare at the wall. he tells sam his head feels buzzy, like his thoughts are all out of order, and all sam can do is rub his shoulder and encourage him to go back to sleep.

it’s on the fourth or fifth day he starts to regain any sort of energy, tells puffy a little about what it was like to be under the egg’s influence. he’s allergic to any sort of vulnerability, but no one can deny the way his hands shake, and puffy holds them with her own.

the last of the red bleeds through his tears.

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it takes around two weeks for ant to make any sort of semblance of consciousness. he blinks his cat pupils open on the final day, stares sam in the face, and starts to cry. his eyes are still purple-tinted, but sam can’t care less as he envelopes his friend in a hug. ant is mumbling something that sounds like ‘i’m sorry’ over and over and over again, and sam shushes him, runs a hand along the fur on his head in a calming gesture from when they were kids.

they stay there for a long time. whenever sam tries to pull away, ant hooks his claws in sam’s armor and doesn’t let him leave.

sam doesn’t say anything about it, just obliges.

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it’s a hard and long process, apologizing. punz and ponk speak in quiet, mumbling voices, and no one dares interrupt them. ant begins with puffy, sitting next to her on the beds they set up, and he recounts the story to her.

繼續閱讀

its just so funny when something egg related happens and bbh ant and punz all log on in succession. its probably somewhat scripted but it seems like they have an egg-spidey sense irl

they’re communicating

Picking Red Banquet Outfits

Ant: *Holding up two suits in front of the egg* Uhm..this one or this one?

The Egg: The red one looks nice.

Ant: Ooo! Y e s, thank you!

Bad: *holds up an outfit* Do you like this one?

The Egg: It looks beautiful.

Punz: *Holds up one of his hoodies he dyed red* Is this cool?

The Egg: You are not wearing a fucking hoodie.

Punz: Damnit!

making these colour changing gifs is simply therapeutic. 

The Eggpire, and why they are the coolest villain group in the SMP

The Eggpire is personally one of my favorite groups of people on the entire smp. The Eggpire I’m currently referring to consists of Ponk, Bad, Antfrost, Punz, and Skeppy. They’re the ones who are clearly working for the Crimson, and are generally percieved by others in the SMP as corrupted. 

Part of why I love them so much is their clear alignment. They are perhaps the most obvious ‘villains’ in the current season. There’s no moral greyness with them, only the tragedy of the consumed as they serve their master. They’re predictable, and you can tell others view them as a threat. Don’t break the vines, don’t disrespect the egg, avoid them at all cost.

The Eggpire is also currently winning in the “group” part of “group dynamic”. There are other alliances on the SMP, but it has been a while since one solid group of people were working together to defend or protect something. Even in the Doomsday War the defenders of L’Manburg were conflicted–Niki burned the tree herself, Eret was working with people who he had betrayed once before, Punz was an active spy. The Eggpire has a solid foundation of people working together, and their internal workings are interesting. Every member has their own specific role.

Badboyhalo, the Corrupter

Bad, despite what he says about there being no hierarchy within the Eggpire, calls all the shots. He is the largest threat and the start of the Crimson’s spread. He found the Egg, brought others to it, protected it when the vines first began to surface. He takes the most active role in the corruption of others and trying to further the Eggpire’s goals. He’s one of the main three fighters in the Eggpire, and the other two tend to follow his lead and let him speak.

Bad being a demonic creature himself adds an extra layer of awesome to his character. While he was uncorrupted his soul jar (Skeppy) was taken by the Egg, and the…bathwater stream happened. That was a hot mess, HOWEVER, afterwards it actually became kind of cool. Bad saying that “no matter what he could do, he couldn’t fix Skeppy”, implies that his character is in fact capable of magic and was trying, over and over, to return his best friend to who he was originally and kept messing up. Only after his actions failed did he willingly corrupt himself and become the main villain of the Egg arc.

Antfrost, the Caretaker

Antfrost…I absolutely adore corrupted!Antfrost. He was the first person, after Bad, to become attached to the Egg. He was ruthless before he was turned–he even suggested killing Skeppy in order to remove the corruption from him. Now he’s actively serving an eldrich abomination. He follows Bad around silently and writes messages to people in languages they can’t understand. He’s a “professional hunter” (that scene gave me chills) and Bad’s righthand man.

Before the Crimson Antfrost ran an animal sanctuary. He’s still keeping an eye on the animals, but now most of his attention seems to have transferred to the Egg. He seems to have the most active affection for the egg, making sure to feed it and even kissing it once. The aesthetic of a chaotic evil catboy in a nice suit who has no moral compass but does have an undeniable fondness for the Bloodvines growing everywhere is just… *chefs kiss*

Punz, the Guard

Punz, as a character is very well done. He’s been one of the most chill on the server for a while, only actively involving himself in conflicts when A) one of his pets has died, or B) Dream told him to. He’s loyal; once he has a directive he will accomplish it. Dream himself knew if he hired Punz to guard L’Manburg, Punz would guard L’Manburg and kill anyone who left the walls for as long as Dream wanted him to.

Now Punz is guarding the Egg itself. He isn’t as actively threatening as Bad and Ant–he was able to have a completely normal conversation with Tommy, for example, while Tommy is actively terrified of Bad and Ant. Punz is only a danger when he’s called to be, otherwise he’s just a chill guy who doesn’t seem concerned that he has red eyes, or that the thing he’s working for is actively spreading across the entire server.

Ponk, the Voice

Ponk spent a lot of time around the Egg. He even planted a seed in his own casino, named it, and yet managed to turn it into something else. He was left on top of it for days, and came out completely unscathed. He originally began working with the Eggpire purely for pain au’ chocolate and bought contacts from Amazon in order to blend in with them. He doesn’t give a shit.

Correction: he didn’t give a shit until his boyfriend cheated on him. Ponk got corrupted purely out of spite and facilitated the beginning of a war between the Egg and the server’s local builder god. He’s a semi-psychic amputee and the caretaker of a graveyard. He has the most unique interaction with the Egg.

Skeppy, the Heart

Skeppy is Badboyhalo’s living soul jar and probably the most wholly corrupted in the entire server. He spent an entire day inside the Egg and came out with no desires except for it. We’ve seen him the least out of every Eggpire member, but he’s had the most effect on the plot. He’s the Crimson’s leverage over Badboyhalo. If being logged out means a character is canonically asleep, then Skeppy has been sleeping for months. Practically in a coma, until the Egg needs him.

cc!Skeppy says that they have more planned for his character, so I’m very much looking forward to seeing what will happen when the Egg decides it needs him. He was probably the weakest Eggpire member, but who knows what he’s capable of now?

The Crimson Itself:

The Crimson is a problem you can’t get rid of. The bloodvines spread without anyone being near them; they grow back as soon as they’ve been cut. Just hurting the Egg can kill you, although they retconned Sam’s death due to Crimson damage. To quote Badboyhalo: “If you break the Egg, it bites you back.”

The absolute coolest thing about the entire Egg arc, in my opinion, is how hard it is to keep an eye on the big picture. We as viewers get wrapped up in what’s happening right now. Hannah was trapped in the Egg, now she’s escaped. There were vines in Sam’s base, now they were broken. The Eggpire attacked Foolish’s base, then he scared them away. Then you pull back and remember, it is just a an egg. We have no idea what its plans are, or what it’s capable of. Someday comes the Red Banquet, and that’s when the real storm breaks.

lol everyone is sleeping on the eggpire when it’s literally: the unofficial leader of the manhunt hunters who has been in a 3v1 against techno and won, Cartoon-Logic-Extraordinaire himself who can bs his way through almost anything, the guy fucking Dream calls on to do his dirty work, a 20 ft magical catboy, the server’s only doctor who also only has one of his own limbs left and canonically sold his soul, and fucking purpled