Who Knows, Maybe I Got Crushed Under A Box And Shrunk (or I Just Dont Remember How Tall You Are)

Who knows, maybe I got crushed under a box and shrunk… (or I just don’t remember how tall you are)

Lies and slander

I think if people would let me eat styrofoam it would taste like meringue

just saying

Maybe it’s because the readers never get to see a nicer side to Kestrel like we do with Coral- yes, coral is abusive to her staff, but she CAN be caring, especially towards her daughters. She’s a devoted mother, unlike Kestrel. in my opinion, scarlet IS worse than kestrel. They both abused/manipulated dragonets, but the reason Scarlet is worse is because she turned that relationship into a show of power. Also, the idea of evil monarchs is very common, almost expected, so that might be another reason. Scarlet was bad in many other ways that overshadow her manipulation of Peril, so when we think “dragonet abuser” we usually think of how Kestrel abused the DoD

sorry if this makes zero sense

To this day it always surprises me how the character this fandom hates the most is always Kestral. Even though plenty of other characters have done much worse things. Scarlet physically abused and groomed Peril, which is much worse than anything Kestral ever did. even though the fandom loves her. Coral verbally abuses and mistreats the people around her, much more than Kestral ever did to the Talons or anyone else, I could go on. I'm not an apologist or anything it just baffling to me

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She wants Sophie to monitor him purely so she can see the embarrassing moments of Keefe’s puberty experience

Spoiler alert: Gisela saying “embrace the change”to Keefe wasn’t actually about anything she’s ever done. She was talking about puberty. Everything since then has been an elaborate prank (the events of Legacy are the elven equivalent of Nickelodeon sliming someone). Keefe suffers from puberty and the placebo effect.

@myfairkatiecat @baguettes-and-biscuits

Rules: make a poll with five of your all time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite!

i was tagged by @stevesjockstrap, thanks friend!

i'm gonna tag @inikokoru, @puppy-steve, @stevethehairington, @kaspurrcat, and @tangerinesteve!~

Keeper books have been unloaded!!

now I can post my stellarlune annotations!