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Tommy: I told Mumbo that I'd kill his family if he didn't add me to Hermitcraft.

Wilbur: That's pretty cool.

Tommy: Thank you.

Wilbur: I like Mumbo Jumbo.

Tommy: Yeah, I liked his family.

Wilbur: (snickers) Is he as cool as he looks on the web?

Tommy: He is. We're going on a bike ride soon.

Wilbur: (excited) Hey actually???

Tommy: yup.

Wilbur: That's really sick.

Tommy: it's quite near us so,

Wilbur: I love Mumbo Jumbo. I invited Grian to a Lovejoy concert! And he said yes but he can't be there.

Tommy: Can I go? To the one with Grian?

Wilbur: Well, Grian's not coming anymore. He was gonna. Me and Grian, we're like this now; (Connects his two pinky fingers)

Tommy: You're tied?

Wilbur: We're tied.

Tommy: Grian's a very very aggressive male.

Wilbur: He's not.

Tommy: There's a lot of testosterone flowing through him.

Wilbur: He's lovely. Grian's a lovely man.

Tommy: I've seen him a few times and he's been so angry he just punched a wall.

Wilbur: (looses it)

Tommy: He was so— I said “Grian. I'm really sorry but there's no more McNuggets left,” and he went “AAAGH!!!” (makes the motion of a punch)

Wilbur: Grian he loves his McNuggets.

Tommy: He loves his McNuggets.

Wilbur: he loves his McNuggets.

Tommy: He's our little G.

Wilbur: But he's lovely.

Tommy: He is lovely—

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