Welcome To Hermitcraft, We Got Femboys

Welcome to hermitcraft, we got femboys

Home Alone but it’s Doc on Empires SMP.

Creature spotted.

[transcript:

Tommy: I told Mumbo that I'd kill his family if he didn't add me to Hermitcraft.

Wilbur: That's pretty cool.

Tommy: Thank you.

Wilbur: I like Mumbo Jumbo.

Tommy: Yeah, I liked his family.

Wilbur: (snickers) Is he as cool as he looks on the web?

Tommy: He is. We're going on a bike ride soon.

Wilbur: (excited) Hey actually???

Tommy: yup.

Wilbur: That's really sick.

Tommy: it's quite near us so,

Wilbur: I love Mumbo Jumbo. I invited Grian to a Lovejoy concert! And he said yes but he can't be there.

Tommy: Can I go? To the one with Grian?

Wilbur: Well, Grian's not coming anymore. He was gonna. Me and Grian, we're like this now; (Connects his two pinky fingers)

Tommy: You're tied?

Wilbur: We're tied.

Tommy: Grian's a very very aggressive male.

Wilbur: He's not.

Tommy: There's a lot of testosterone flowing through him.

Wilbur: He's lovely. Grian's a lovely man.

Tommy: I've seen him a few times and he's been so angry he just punched a wall.

Wilbur: (looses it)

Tommy: He was so— I said “Grian. I'm really sorry but there's no more McNuggets left,” and he went “AAAGH!!!” (makes the motion of a punch)

Wilbur: Grian he loves his McNuggets.

Tommy: He loves his McNuggets.

Wilbur: he loves his McNuggets.

Tommy: He's our little G.

Wilbur: But he's lovely.

Tommy: He is lovely—

End transcript]

tumblr tuesday: beasts you've built

The best thing about watching all your delightfully ghastly beasties come out of the woodwork is seeing how their horrors endear you. Please enjoy this host of vile varmints, and please, we beseech you, click through to read about them and follow along. Where do they dwell? That’s for this week to determine. Stay tuned.

A pumpkin lad by @kellkyy​:

This whooshy fellow by @randomphrases​:

Autumn beast Aydee by @sarenhale​:

Gromulus the gromulus who is just happy to be here, by @spookyschwiftyskeletons​:

Vampire Rosalind by @cari0usel​:

Dai’vor, a creature of the forever consuming darkness given form, by @jasbell​:

Ezekial Spritz by @marquisedemasque​:

Hoardlord, a mythical jade and gold dragon, by @etb-eg​:

Angel the harpy and Oil Slick the sludge monster by @maryonnaise​:

As yet unnamed species by @justanotherfoolhere​:

Franzy the zombie by @eeveewhite97​:

A headless-chicken-inspired creature by @mayonaisalspray​:

Lawrence by @impossiblerebelblaze​:

A maned werewolf by @jadesjunk​:

Boots by @chili-bweens​:

This caring chap who looks after all the babies, by @enthusiastic-nimrod​:

Whisper the fae creature of unknown origin (fond of cheese curls). By @moonn3wt​:

A zombie scarecrow by @bogbees​:

Cloud Cover by @cntmtrarts​:

Count Cecil, Lord of Darkness, Devourer of Souls, The Proud Menace of Constellations, Grand Malice of All Things Precious by @silverqwaser​:

And finally, this enigmatic individual by @self-proclaimed-brick-expert​:

Wistfully watching this gremlinery from the shadows? There’s still time to get involved—your week 1 and week 2 templates await you!

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