Kermit Is Making Strange Bleating Noises In His Sleep. He's Also (vexingly) Pointing His Nethers At The

Kermit is making strange bleating noises in his sleep. He's also (vexingly) pointing his nethers at the air in a rhythmic motion. I truly wish I was not witnessing this but given the stress of everything going on I am unable to sleep on this night.

why do they keep putting this old man into bondage situations

So... how are you? Like, medically speaking

Irish.

@certifiedsexed

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

you’re forgetting the obvious answer

Very different vibes but the voices match

Bill Cipher but voice by Tom Kenny

What voice would fit bill best?

Wait you're Irish? No wonder we hate each other.

~ Sincerely, Statler (British)

I try so very hard to forgive you beans-on-toast tramps and I find my heart's reserves barren regardless