Horny Mammon Thoughts

Horny Mammon Thoughts 💛💛💛

Mammon loves the feeling of going inside you, sure, we always hear about that, but what about the feeling you taking him inside you???

Demons don’t have the same perception as humans do where penetration is inherently considered dominant, what they consider dominant is who is taking the action and making commands.

And we all know mammon very much wants to be right under your foot and fucked into oblivion and then pampered properly by his favorite human from time to time.

So it’s absolutely HAUNTING when you take ahold of his throbbing cock and slide right down on it. His eyes flutter and roll back and his whole body relaxes into the bed. He’s so overwhelmed by that one action that when you start moving, it’s already too much for him and he’s whining like a puppy talking about how tight you are and how hot you are and how much he’s in love with you. Mammon gets so enamored with you when you dominate him that he doesn’t think about anything else. He 100% worships you and wants the feeling of your tightness squeezing him forever. He’s just praising and praising you talking about how good you make him feel and how he’s just—

“I wanna feel ya forever”

“You’re so fucking sexy I can’t take it”

“I’m yours”

“Keep riding me, baby, please”

And then he’s begging for more stimulation, he wants more pleasure, some pain, he wants to see you really take control.

“Please kiss me”

“Do anything just gimme more”

“Fuck, slap me, please, baby”

“I’ll do anything, anything for you”

Then when he finally cums, he’s grabbing onto whatever part of you he can and digging into your skin. He’s lowkey more pathetic than Levi when he cums like this the difference between them is that all mammon can focus on when he cums is how much he’s obsessed with you.

Usually, when he gets super intimate and intense like that, he’s one and done, but he wants the most aftercare possible and wants to provide you with more as well. And aftercare usually include him laying like a baby on top of you and rubbing your skin. And maybe some really slow sloppy make out sessions. He’s also really giggly and smiley and says I love you way too many times.

YOU HAVE TO SAY IT BACK EACH TIME OR ELSE.

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feeling envious

Pumpkin Carving (Obey Me!)

The guys want to try out pumpkin carving. How does it go?🎃

»Characters: Demon Bros+Dia, brief side characters as judges »Tags: Humor/Fluff, Bulleted Fic »Notes: Part of OM! Flufftober 2023 // reblogs are always loved & appreciated :3 // halloween divider by saradika!

Lucifer: The Show Off™️

Decided to go for an intricate design for his pumpkin

He worked carefully & put his entire lucifussy in it

It was beautiful watching him work his magic he looked like he was creating a symphony

However his pumpkin looked like mush in the end

Everyone laughed. Everyone. Satan & Belphie the hardest.

Solomon: "...it looks great Lucifer. I can see the hard work you-"

"Don't patronize me."

Mammon: Macaroni Art Vibes™️

Complained saying the whole thing was lame but he got really into it

"Heh, look at the little guy!"

It actually looked really cute for his first pumpkin, it had a simple silly face!

Took photos with it only because "it's the type of thing you're suppose to do!"

The judges liked his very much & he came in 3rd place🙂

"...Ya so where's my reward!?"

Levi: Limited Edition Collector's Item 2023: Akuzon Fall Exclusive™️

Geeked out because he always wanted to carve a pumpkin! JUST LIKE ANIMES!

Of course he had a ruri chan stencil already made, he was waiting for this day

His pumpkin actually looked really good & made with love! He even added glowsticks to it!

However dun dun dun, tragedy struck!

He dropped it before he could show the judges

Poor baby cried his eyes out & you guys had to buy him his favorite milk tea

Satan: The Smashing Pumpkins™️ (please don't sue me, thanks!!!)

A little too good with a knife

Made the best intricate design out of everyone, it wowed the judges (& pissed off Lucifer)

Then he started punching & smashing it, completely obliterating it

Beel tried to eat the flying pieces that flew into the air

Delicately placed a pretty candle on top of the mush as the finishing touch

Solomon: "...You know what I like it."

He came in 2nd place!

Asmo: Bedazzled & Bright™️

"It screams 'I AM the now' you know!?"

I mean, he added jewels & even a mini light up disco ball inside

He carved his face into it & it projected his face onto a wall

some say they saw it reflect on the night sky like a hero signal

Was Luke's favorite because it looked fun & bright!

Note: his pumpkin got stolen off the HOL porch during the night.

Beel: Frankenstein Era™️

I know what you're thinking & no he didn't eat it 😐

(Everyone made sure he was well fed before doing the group activity)

His pumpkin looked the silliest, he added mini pumpkins to it & stacked them

Solomon: "What do you think would happen if we brought that thing to life?"

Barb: "Don't."

He did snack on the few pumpkin pieces that got carved out

...OK yeah he ate it all in the end but that was later!!! Leave him alone! He tried so hard!!!

Belphie: BANKSY™️

Didn't really want to participate but whatever brother Lucifer says, goes.

While everyone carved & decorated their pumpkin, he just napped on his like a pillow

Lucifer scolded him for doing nothing to his pumpkin

Belphie challenged him saying it was a work of art & up to interpretation

The judges 'ooo & ahh'd'

His pumpkin came in 1st place

LuciferGrindingHisTeeth.jpg

It's possible Lucifer chucked the pumpkin into oblivion when no one was looking

Diavolo: THE Pumpkin Face™️

"You can't beat the classics!"

Wanted to do a classic pumpkin face to keep human tradition! He appreciates human culture!

He took his time, stenciling was fun & cutting was a little rough

It got a little messy but he enjoyed it

The pumpkin ended up being a thing of nightmares but no one had the heart to tell him

(Barbatos cringing in the background)

Luke fainted at the sight. Dia naively took it as a sweet compliment

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The Weirdest Things MC has Seen the Brothers Doing

Lucifer: Sleeping, but like. In the most insanely uncomfortable positions just he just passed out wherever he was sitting/standing. They've found him asleep draped over furniture, upright against a bookcase, and even in the middle of the floor like a deadman. Guy needs naps.

Mammon: Literally anything he does with his money. It's pretty unhealthy, honestly. He has a whole shrine made of counterfeit Grimm that he has stashed away for good luck and he recites love songs while he cleans Goldie.

Levi: Whatever it is, I promise you that involves slutty cosplay, compromising position, and probably a camera somewhere. There is a reason that door is locked.

Satan: Anything he does whenever he's trying to be more "cat-like." Look me in the eye and tell me that he hasn't licked milk from a bowl at least once. You can catch him drinking from glasses this way too if he gets too distracted.

Asmo: He strikes me as the kind of person who does really fringe, psudeo New-Age body maintenance rituals like wrapping his entire face in seaweed or rubbing his whole body with crystals. Whether or not it works, it'll look really weird to walk into.

Beel: Beel just... randomly licking or taking a bite out of everyday objects to see what they taste like. If something has an appetizing color, he'll eat flowers AND the vase they came in without anyone there to stop him. MC has seen him ripping chunks out of a couch.

Belphie: Words just pour out of Bephie's mouth when he's asleep sometimes. Most of the time it's gibberish, but like a monkey with a typewriter occasionally he'll just spit out the entirety of Hamlet in his sleep for no reason.

Hello. Could I please request headcannons about Mammon with a very clingy MC?

I love that idiot so much it causes me to have cuteness aggresion. I just want to JEJEBEOWBWIEBA him if it makes sense ^-^

Mammon x gn!MC

Mammon with a very clingy MC

He absolutely loves it. Above grimm and treasures he is greedy for MC's affection and time, which they are more than glad to provide

No one can separate them and everyone in House of Lamentation is annoyed because of it. Mammon either has an arm over MC's shoulders or MC has an arm around his waist at all times

At first Mammon had a hard time with a clingy MC because he was stuck between his 'Great Mammon' act and the want to never let go of them. Once he gets used to MC's clinginess? He is all over them.

Classes be damned. If Mammon receives a text from MC he will be 100% focus on their convo and vice versa. The amount of lectures they got from Lucifer is unholy

Depending on their luck, or the lack of it, the brothers have high chances of walking in on MC cuddling with Mammon while he is counting his grimm

One time time Lucifer walked in on MC sitting on the couch while Mammon was sitting in the floor, his head between their thighs. MC was playing with his hair while Mammon was venting about the latest thing Lucifer has done to him. He quickly left the room without making his presence known, he can lecture Mammon about his latest prank another time.

Mammon often gives MC his jacket or shirts for when they have to be away from one another. That way MC can have a piece of the great Mammon at all times

If they are anywhere close to his size, he may still one or two MC's jackets. They are both clingy when it comes to one another.

He also won't hesitate to brag to his brothere about how MC is so clingy when it comes to him.