What The Fork Guys

What the fork guys

House of the Dragon is just a show, why are people going crazy? Both sides are making threats and insulting each other. Calm down, im not on any side, I just like the men and women bro. Talk in a civilized manner. What the hell has the show done to affect you?

Hotd shitpost #6

Daemon: I need to get out of Harrenhal. *rambles about whatever*

Alys: You just need help.

Daemon: Nooo ☹️, I just nEeD counsseeell 😠

This is so amazing and an absolute gem of Tumblr lmaooo

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

{All that restraint}

A/N: woohooo chapter 3!!! Enjoy yall

Warnings: swearing, miscommunication, angsty angst angst,

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You woke with a start, sighing as you stopped your alarm, your dreams kept taking you to a past you wanted to forget. You heard your son, Ben (Short for Benedict I didn't know what to name him) crying, you quickly got up and went to his crib, picking him up and comforting him, patting his back gently and humming a soft lullaby. You placed him back down when he calmed and fell asleep, leaving your room to cook breakfast. When you first moved into this quite decent apartment, you cried for days, until finally, you stopped yourself from moping, and stepped up. Finding a nice job and doing okay. You used some of the money you took to take a flight to Canada, living undetected from your mate- if he even still was- and his men. Today was your free day, and so you decided to go grocery shopping, you held Ben while browsing through aisles. Life was peaceful, but let us see how your mate is doing.

Phillip slammed his fist on the table, his scent spiking. "I don't give a damn how many places you search, I want her found! A whole fucking year and we still haven't found her!" Alpha SC soldiers joined their Alpha in anger aswell, discussing on which spots to hit next.

Will they ever find you?

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A/N: And thats a wrap for chap 3! Yall can just imagine another name and place cuz like im dumb with names, 😭😜❤️😍🦅🇺🇸

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Hotd shitpost #4

Daemon: Having the most traumatic dreams and trying to rebuild a broken castle.

Simon Strong: