This Is 100% What Happened!! Demetri Was Destroyed When His Beautiful Locks Were Ruined, But Heidi Did

This is 100% what happened!! Demetri was destroyed when his beautiful locks were ruined, but Heidi did a good job and Felix reassured Demetri for weeks on end, cuddling and playing with his hair for most of the days so that the tracker would get his confidence back

So in the books Demetri is described as having long hair. But what if before the events of New Moon, during when the Volturi were doing the immortal children experiments, an immortal child got a hold of his luscious mane and yanked off a good chunk. And Heidi, who has been dying to get her hair hands on his head, gave him a hair cut.

Just a thought.

Volturi guard + guilty pleasures

Has long bubble baths, for which he uses tons of products. From bath bombs to conditioner, this man spares no expenses when it comes to his personal beauty routine.

He lives for shopping. Like obviously he buys the latest trend of clothes, for his wardrobe is always up to date, but he also likes to buy what cannot be described as nothing else if not "useless stuff". He accumulates so many things that periodically, say every month or two, Felix and Heidi have to help him clear out his rooms. Usually, the majority of the objects gets handed out to someone from the coven.

He flirts with absolutely everyone and anyone just because he can (he necessarily doesn't want to do anything with the people he first with).

On his days off, he never gets out of his pajamas. Why does he even own pajama? To see Demetri's Iconic Eye Roll™.

Whenever he's driving a car, he sings loudly the most obnoxious songs. Sometimes passengers like Jane and Alec join him, but once again Demetri is annoyed.

Basically one of Felix's guilty pleasures is annoying Demetri.

Jane loves people watching. Whenever she's out and about she always take time to sit for a bit and watch the people around her. She's both fascinated and repulsed by the humans, who hurry for no reason at all in her eyes. When Alrc joins her, they comment what they see. Sometimes Alec purposely brings Jane out when she's upset for some reason so that she can let her rage out with mean comments to strangers rather than in the castle.

She loves make up and continues to buy the lasted trend, even if she already owns the equivalent amount of items that can be found in any make up shop. Sometimes, when she's in a good mood, she's accompanied by Demetri during these trips to make up stores.

She loves make up not only on herself but also on other people. Everyone in the castle let her practice on them, from Aro, who usually requests something with an excessive amount of glitter, to Demetri, who totally rocks the basic look of eyeliner and lipstick. Even Alec let's her practice on his face, sitting patiently while she figures out contouring. Felix loves when she finds a particular shade of lipstick, like green or blue.

He loves proving his sister wrong about something.

He sometimes continues to play video-game even after his presence has been requested elsewhere -but he only does this when he's sure there won't be dire consequences.

Likes to watch on to the next episode of a box set, ahead of his viewing partners, Felix and Demetri, who inevitably discover his betrayal and kick him out of Movie Night, only to apologize and let him in not even 5 minutes later.

Silly headcanon: Marcus wears Hawaiian shirts regularly, and often pairs them with cardigans. Demetri cannot bear to look at him.

There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”

Silly AU #1

Imagine if Vladimir and Ștefan focused on living their best life instead of relentlessly perusing their vengeance against the Volturi.

[Vladimir x Ștefan]

Vladimir works as a ghost writer for a History magazine. His lengthy articles are extremely detailed and accurate.

Ștefan somehow works as a Natural Science professor at a local university. Every student wants to enroll in his courses because he's the funny, easy-going and relaxed professor.

Sometimes Ștefan's students spot him around town on his red convertible. They also spot the professor's Mysterious Boyfriend™, who hides behind his long white hair and sunglasses.

They live in a pretty loft that has a magnificent view of the city below them. Each night they spend some time looking at the city bustling and have a toast.

What do you like about Vladimir and Stefan?

The pure fuckery.

Their aesthetic. Dark and abandoned castle and fake leather? Count me in.

The fact that they're Romanian! I love România, I lived there for a while and I miss it.

Their tragic backstories.

The dark-haired and light-haired duo dynamic.

They're fallen kings/emperors! Just imagine how daily life is for them!!!! Also, imagine how interesting their stories are.