On The Edge (A Poem)

On The Edge (A Poem)

me trying to organize my life

Musicals as John Mulaney

Hamilton: It’s like there’s a horse, loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything’s going to be okay but I have no idea what’s going to happen next.

Phantom: Sing, goddamn it!

Les Mis: Shut up, you’re all gonna die! Street smarts!

Falsettos: Where was I? I’m not gay, but I might be-

BBAJ: How are you better than a nazi?

Wicked: Aw, she’s ugly!

Be More Chill: I smell a robot!

Six: Now, we don’t have time to unpack all of that.

Newsies: It’s like talking to someone who read a better newspaper, and now they’re trying to text you everything they can remember. It doesn’t have to be right, it just has to be short.

Spring Awakening: I don’t know if he was discouraging me from being gay or encouraging me to be a classical composer.

The Book Of Mormon: Fucking what?

Rent: Excuse me, I am homeless, I am gay, I have AIDS, I’m new in town.

Dear Evan Hansen: And I said no, you know, like a liar.

Christian Borle

Hey guys here are a few daily reminders!

-Christian and Andrew  are not dating

-Christian and Andrew have a lovely platonic relationship

-Christian is a straight man, and Andrew is a gay man

-Marvin and Whizzer were in love, their actors are not

-Shipping people in real life is disgusting and invasive 

-Christian is a human being, and he tends to keep to himself 

-Stop harassing Christian about getting a twitter

-He is not required to stage door at Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a two hour performance is all that comes with a ticket, stagedooring is a privilege 

-Just because Christian does not have a social media doesn’t suddenly make it okay to say gross things about him, whether they’re unnecessarily mean comments, (or more commonly) people sexualizing him 

-He is an actor, and he is a person

emmett’s little “the room just got colder” in chip on my shoulder reblog if u agree

“I know you think none of us have noticed, Peter–”

“What?”

“But your new look? I love it.”