Bennington *handshake* Wakefield: Being Better LP Vocalist Than Scientology Barbie

Bennington *handshake* Wakefield: Being better LP vocalist than scientology barbie

The McMahon family fascinates me.

I have so many mixed feelings on Vince. Not sure about Linda. Stephanie is a goddess and I love her. Shane seems chill.

It’s all good! Sorry if I came off as rude or anything! But you’re totally right!! Chester was the glue holding everything together.

People who keep saying that Linkin Park only belongs to Mike and it's all about Mike bc "Mike did everything in the band" are just the worst type of trash to exist. LP would not be LP without Chester and no one would listen to Mike's little weak raps the way we all listened to Chester poar his heart out in his music

Wrestling lore is really funny to explain to non-wrestling people, mainly because you have to suspend your disbelief much more than you would do for stuff like anime or superhero fiction. Think of it like this; it’s normal for a shonen anime protagonist or a superhero to demonstrate they have superpowers usually because it’s established early on. That also goes for other parts of the lore, such as the world-building, the MacGuffins, and the history of that world.

But in wrestling, characters and storylines change all the time and are ongoing (I’ve seen the term “longform storytelling” used). So you end up with HUGE leaps in logic, such as:

1) There’s a supernatural being from hell who temporarily became a biker gang member, and then went back to being a supernatural being from hell

2) There’s a male model who gave out grooming tips who eventually evolved into Captain America/Homelander.

3) Triple H committed burglary on camera. He invaded Randy Orton’s home, beat him up, destroyed some of his property, and then threw Orton out the window. But it’s all fine because he’s the good guy, so he’s still employed by the WWE.

4) Dominik Mysterio is beefing with his dad, who literally fought for child custody of him in a wrestling match. Keep that in mind anytime you see Dominik not getting along with Rey.

5) Edge got sent to hell, but is okay now.

6) CM Punk was once a cult leader, but stopped doing that after he lost his hair. Then he became the opposite, as in he turned into an anti-authority rebel.

7) A lot of wrestlers, such as Sheamus and Shawn Spears, apparently used to work at WWE as background staff/security guards.

8) Real life famous music artist Bad Bunny is part of the lore and he actually beat a world champion (Damian Priest) in a match. And I don’t mean Bad Bunny is playing a character. In the WWE lore, Bad Bunny is playing himself.

(Feel free to add on any other leaps in logic from pro-wrestling)

me? shitposting on main? it's more likely than you think

vent post under the cut

I had been talking to a guy for months now and we had really hit it off. Like things were going kinda relationship territory… and then he tells me he would never date me because I’m fat.

Like??? Don’t lead me on and then just.. tell me that.

I hate myself more now than I ever have.