As An Aro/ace, Ive Never Read Smut Or Had Sex, But I Know Thisthis Will Is An Abomination. Like Seriously.

As an aro/ace, I’ve never read smut or had sex, but I know this…this will is an abomination. Like seriously. If someone actually likes this, well, buddy, ya might wanna go to a mental doctor to get your brain checked up cause this is weird.

Sometimes I get too in my head with my writing. Especially about my smut. I reread every last word with the most critical of eyes and think, Ooh is that cringe? Will that be too graphic? Will this word or phrase take people out of the scene?

And then I read a book. A published, hardcover, NYT bestsellers list book and...

Did you get that?

Someone looked at this sentence (likely more than one someone, tbh) and was like, 'Yeah. We'll print that.'

So the moral of the story, my fellow heathen smut writers, is that we're fine.

As a matter of fact, we're actually fucking amazing.

Me: I’m not like most aces

Date: *horny and expecting something dirty* Oh, yeah?

Me: *fully knowing what they’re thinking* Yeah. I think we should invade Switzerland. Not Denmark.

I don’t even want to know. 💀

Does anyone else just…wanna die? Just wanna stab a knife in their chest or tie a rope round their neck or swallow one too many pills or something and just fucking die? To stop everything. Stop the hurt?

‘Bout to come out to my parents by asking for Asexual-themed things for my birthday. Wish me luck.

Read about you coming out to your parents and asking for Ace themed gifts. Just wondering if you got any ace themed gifts for your birthday? Unless your birthday hasn’t happened yet

My birthday hasn’t happened yet, so no need on that, sadly. I don’t think I can expect any gifts from my mom, though.