Hey Dude! If You're Still Taking Fic Requests, I'd Like To Propose One Based Off Your Post Where Thea

Hey dude! If you're still taking fic requests, I'd like to propose one based off your post where Thea is struggling in heels and a fancy dress while G is owning them. Let's say that Thea gets super jealous of that and starts to pick at his weight and how ugly a mouse his weight looks in dresses. This is a huge blow to Geronimo's self esteem and Korny swoops in to tell her off. When Thea is told how much she's hurt him, she immediately goes to find and make amends for all the times she's made him feel like that, revealing that she's also has issues with loving herself. I need a Thea and G trying to fix their relationship fic.

I love that idea :D

Here it is!

*points at Geronimo*

Disaster Gay🫵🏳️‍🌈 (affectionate)

They’re all disaster gays!!

Geronimo Stilton Characters as Villains

Geronimo: He’d be a mafia boss, 100%. While I think he would have a more psychotic side, I think he’d mostly be a kind of control freak. Everything about his life must be controlled by him, or else he’ll freak out. (Mostly due to his previous lack of autonomy)

Thea: She’d be a hired gun. Unlike Geronimo, she likes getting her hands dirty. She felt unfulfilled by her current life. Nothing excited her anymore. Until she accidentally kills someone. Then she gets a taste. Of the adrenaline, of the sheer thrill of having someone’s blood on her hands.

Trap: He’d be some sleazy pawn shop owner. He wouldn’t be much different, except he uses a lot more shady, underhanded tactics. (Targeting weak groups, taking advantage of mental illness/disabilities, etc) He also starts dealing cheap, shitty drugs for some more cash.

Kornelius: He’d be a double agent, selling classified MISSO information to Geronimo. These days, his job just isn’t rewarding enough anymore. Both mentally and financially. So he turned to a different path. Crime. He find out about Geronimo’s ‘business’ and teams up. He’s his right hand man, gathering info and blackmail.

Random HC: Although it doesn’t seem like it, Geronimo has very fluffy fur. He just combs and gels it every morning to make it smooth

Imagine Kornelius’ surprise when he saw that Geronimo is just a ball of fluff

Kornelius thinks he's suave and slick when in reality he's just weird and awkward

Like, what kind of secret agent puts a message in a COOKIE?? What if Geronimo swallowed it??

Sometimes I wonder how the hell did he manage to do that. Did he just bake a single cookie and shoves the message pill in and puts it in the jar?

Inspired by one of @thisispoggers’ posts!

(TL;DR: Ben roasts the shit out of Sally with Osseus enabling him)

“Ugh… This is so boring…! Why did Geronimo put me in charge?”

Osseus leaned back in their chair, balancing a pen on the bridge of their nose.

“Because with Uncle G, Thea, and Trap all gone, they needed someone to run things.” Benjamin sat on the beanbag, playing on his video game console.

“Or they just needed a babysitter.” Osseus sighed.

“How old are you again? Seven? Eight?”

“I’m twelve!”

Osseus shrugged.

“Same thing.”

A couple minutes went by, and then the phone rang.

“I’ll get it, Uncle G told me I could man the phones.”

Ben picked up the phone.

“This is The Rodent’s Gazette!” He said.

“Where’s Geronimo?! He’s supposed to be free today!”

Both Ben and Osseus recognized the voice on the other side of the phone.

Sally.

“He’s on vacay. What do you want, Rasmussen?”

“Oh, this is that robotics brat, isn’t it?”

Ben rolled his eyes.

Then Osseus got an idea.

“Hey, keep her on the phone… I have a few things that I think you should say to her…”

They whispered something into Ben’s ear.

He grinned impishly.

“That’s perfect!” He whispered back.

Ben cleared his throat.

“Hey Sally, while you’re here, I gotta ask…

Just how old are you?”

“I’m not a day over 30! Now scram!” Sally snapped.

“Oh really? That’s such a surprise! I mean, considering your skin is as wrinkly as an old man’s dick.

What’s your secret?”

Osseus held back a laugh and gave Ben a thumbs up.

“Why, you little brat! I'm going to call your uncle!”

“Uncle G changed his number. Wow, your bluffs are almost as fake as your tits.”

Osseus wheezed, trying to keep silent so Sally doesn’t hear them.

“Fake?! Who told you that?! That is a complete lie!”

“Just like your love life?”

“Excuse you! I’ve been loved before!”

“Clearly not by your parents if you turned out like this.”

Osseus couldn’t keep quiet anymore. They cackled loudly, pounding their fist against the desk.

With a loud yell, Sally hung up the phone.

“That was perfect!” Osseus grinned with all their teeth.

“Revenge is underrated, that felt great!”

“Let’s get outta here, I’m taking you to lunch!

You’ve earned it!”