Kornelius Thinks He's Suave And Slick When In Reality He's Just Weird And Awkward

Kornelius thinks he's suave and slick when in reality he's just weird and awkward

Like, what kind of secret agent puts a message in a COOKIE?? What if Geronimo swallowed it??

Sometimes I wonder how the hell did he manage to do that. Did he just bake a single cookie and shoves the message pill in and puts it in the jar?

Soda’s Fic List!

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Spy School

Long Fics:

Pirate AU

Spy High School

Spy School: Despair

Oneshots:

“So your classmates are idiots too?”

An Unexpected Date

Benjamin Ripley: The Disaster Bi Spy

Hillpley Oneshots

Why You Shouldn’t Rely on the CIA to Book Hotel Rooms

Confessions

guilt.

A Different Perspective

dont let them see you cry.

A Pretty Girl

Dumbfounded and Lovestruck

And They Were Cellmates

Incomplete:

Spies and Dragons

A Different Ending

Geronimo Stilton

Long Fics:

A Party I Will Never Forget…

Asiago and Abandonment

The Reporter and the Detective

An Unfortunate Switch (In Progress)

Oneshots:

Caught in the Act

The Hickey

Okay Boomer

Wingman of the Year

The Love of a Husband

Kissing with Bloody Lips

Letters Left Unsent, Feelings Left Unsaid

Bonding Day

The Value in Every Human (and Mouse) Life

Kornelius, you fool

Crossdressing and Confidence Issues

Taking a Break

Do you have any idea what time it is…?!

Incomplete:

Mission Semi-Possible

Miscellaneous

Long Fics:

The Paranormals (Original Work)

The House of the Occult (Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated)

Oneshots:

“Who are you, and what have you done with Kaido?” (Saiki K)

Hero’s Downfall (Cookie Run)

Licorice Cookie Smut (Cookie Run)

Incomplete:

A Knock on the Window (Jasper Jones)

Flowers and Coffee (Cookie Run)

HC that Geronimo is a fanfiction.net writer lmao

Like this middle aged man just sometimes stops his work, opens this ancient browser that is literally older than his nephew, and starts either reading a 10-year-old Draco x Harry fanfiction or writing one

The one reason he is not in ao3 is cuz he knows Pandora is in there and he doesn’t want to get outed

I’m definitely not dying from ao3 having an outage no I’m most definitely not hahahaha what makes you say that like I’m okay like definitely like-

OMG YES this is the only correct headcanon

He would write self-insert Twilight and James Bond fanfiction

He also reads a lot of Harry Potter fanfic

Sometimes at work

(I know how you feel anon 😭 I need my gay mice)

Plot Twist: Like 70% of his staff read his fanfics

Concept: Benjamin trying to sabotage Kornelius’ advances towards Geronimo

Because, from his perspective, some random guy is trying to rizz up his uncle and he doesn’t want Geronimo’s heart being broken by some douche

Just in general, Benjamin being protective of his uncle

(Don’t worry, later Kornelius gets to know Benjamin and proves himself)

StiltonPaw (Geronimo x Kornelius) and Veronica

Happy 32nd birthday and 5th anniversary of my favorite feral skeleton <3