So Im In A DnD Campaign And I Ended Up Drawing My Groups Characters For The DMs Birthday. The DM Has

So I’m in a DnD campaign and I ended up drawing my group’s characters for the DM’s birthday. The DM has a semi-self-insert character called “Franz”, and when I drew him I based his appearance on best boy Twice. Same hairstyle, same scruffy five o’clock shadow on his cheeks and chin, and same big ol’ grin!

Literally during the same session I showed off that picture, Franz got caught up in an explosion and was killed.

Everything that’s Twice dies! 😫

Me: Going about my business.

My brain every so often:

The Wheel... of WOW!!!

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Adding to this AU:

Tenko’s original design for his hero outfit was just the black body suit, but one day during an internship he saw X-Less and noticed his cape.

Maybe it reminded him of the cape his grandma wore, or maybe he just thought the red cape would add some color to his goth asthetic. Whatever the reason, Tenko saw that cape and thought, “That’s cool... gimme.”

Then he just snatched it off the hero’s body and walked off with it. What was X-Less gonna do? Stop him? Of course not, he was too in shock trying to process what just happened! Plus, Tenko was rocking that cape much better than X-Less ever could, so he had to concede defeat.

And that’s how Tenko got his cape.

Shimura Tenko as a pro hero AU but he is still a goth so his hero outfit is literally just this:

Imagine the “Would you fuck a clone of yourself?” argument, but it’s the LOV asking Twice. To make it funnier, it’s asked to a room full of Twice clones and each one has a different answer and reasoning...

Fuck it, let’s just do it right now!

How Much Does Spinner’s Super Knife Knife Sword Weigh?

Inspired by the question posed by @hearth4days, I decided to take a stab at figuring out how heavy Spinner’s original sword from the Training Camp Arc is and put it into context.

The estimates for the weight of the blades making up the super knife knife sword, which I’ll now refer to as the SKKS, were based off of which blades resembled the ones on the following chart.

When I had trouble guessing the correct weight between two options, I rounded down to keep from overestimating the total weight of the SKKS. With that said, here are my calculations:

10 Swords at 14oz = 140oz = 8.75lbs

7 Swords at 1.5lbs = 10.5lbs

4 Swords at 2lbs = 8lbs

6 Swords at 2.4lbs = 14.4lbs

6 Swords at 2.8lbs = 16.8

5 Swords at 3.3lbs = 16.5

4 Swords at 5.3lbs (to estimate the core beneath the visible swords counted) = 21.2lbs

Added together = 96.15lbs

Doubled to estimate the unseen half of the SKKS = 192.3lbs

Now that the bulk of swords are calculated, I can add on the weight of the other items:

1 Hilt estimated at 7.7lbs (weight of your average claymore) = 7.7lbs

5 Belts (including the one at the hilt) at 10oz = 50oz = 3.125lbs

1/2in Chains at 2.4lb/ft x 5ft to wrap around the blades = 12lbs

All together, the SKKS comes to an estimated total of 215.125lbs. And that’s using rounded down estimations!

From what I can gather, the weight an average man can lift depends a bit on their style (low bar squat, bench press, deadlift, overhead press, barbell curl, etc.). For example, novices can deadlift about 225lbs for a single repetition while experienced dead-lifters can reach well over 400lbs. I looked at the weight training stances where multiple reps are performed while standing to simulate the stances used for sword fighting. In these, an experienced lifter can do 130lbs for 10 reps in an overhead press (175lbs 1-rep max) or 115lbs for 10 reps in a barbell curl (155lbs 1-rep max).

Spinner is an inexperienced hikikomori who took up villainy on a whim and had most likely never even touched a barbell before that moment, and here he is swinging that 215lb monstrosity every which way without breaking a sweat! Keep in mind he’s also running around with the damn thing, while weightlifters usually stay in place to focus all their energy on the arm exercise. Apparently Spinner saw those routines and said, “But you know what would be cooler? Adding cardio to it!” The absolute mad lad!

What Spinner is doing should be at least somewhat of a challenge for an expert and practically impossible for a novice, but this sweet lizard boi who’s favorite thing is video games just looked at those facts and went, “RIP to you guys I’m built different.” And honestly...

Good for him!

hello. I’m your lov secret santa. I am so sorry I wasn’t able to get it done on time. I’ve been kinda busy and I didn’t wanna force myself cuz i was scared it’s just come out bad and I didn’t wanna give you a crappy gift. I’ll try to finish and post it this week but school just started for me again so I can’t say that I most definitely will. Again, I am very sorry.

Hello!

I’m really glad you’re okay! I got worried when the organizing blog went offline before I could make sure you were doing alright. This is great!

Thank you so much for letting me know how you’re doing. Take whatever time you need to finish everything, I’m totally fine with waiting until you’re ready. Good luck with school!