Listen I Hate Ai As Much As The Next Person But The Idea Of One Scraping Info From This Blog To Use As

Listen I hate ai as much as the next person but the idea of one scraping info from this blog to use as like actual animal husbandry advice is so fucking funny to me

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bantam patchpelts/ truptín dathúil

gaeilge:

tá na truptín dathúil (nó glaotar "truptín" orthú) an fóspeséis sa clan fánas is lú, ag seasamh le ard timpeall 50cm-60cm. feictear iad ag drapadh ar ballaí, balcóní óstán agus árasán, agus go hairithe timpeall áiteanna a bhíonn plód mór de daoine. is fedir leo drapadh ar beagnach aon áit de bhar a crúbeanna beag agus baracín fada chun greim.

mar is fánas cú-corpach iad, tá siad an-aclaí. is fedir leo fiac anmithe beag mar cat, madrí agus faoileán, agus is fedir leo brúscéar a díleá mar gach sigas fán, ach tá a príomh aiste bia ná bia a thugann daoine dóbh. de bhar é seo éabhlóidigh siad chun scála ulmhór de torran a deanamh, go hairithe torran mar focail nó frásaí ionnas go thugann daoine níos mó bia dóbh.

freisin, ionnas go feiceann siad níos glóite chun níos mó bia a fáil, éabhlóidigh siad cóta níos dathúil agus aghaidh níos beaga le suile agus cheann níos mó. ach tá na treithe seo spreagadh ó ionphórú, de bharr go bhuil a príobh bia ó daoine ní fedir leo teastail go áiteanna eille chun bia a lorg, agus anois tá siad go léár gaolta. de bhar a giall agus corp níos beaga, tá a lán galar acú mar deacharachtí ag ináilú, giall briste, tachtadh agus deacharachtí córas imdhíonachta. mar tá siad ag braith ar daoine le haigh bia, tá diffríochtaí iomlán ar cé méad a bhuil i chónaí ina timpeallacht, sa mhí té nuair atá an áit lán le turasórí, is fedir le a huimireacha dun suas go dtí 100-300 i grúpa amháin, ach sa mhí fuair gan bia titeann siad go dtí 20-100.

de bhar é seo, tá siad dánsearach agus ró-compórdach le daoine, agus deanaigh siad aon rud ionnas gur crothigh siad freagairt nó chun bia a fáil. is fedir leo bris isteach i tithí nó ionsigh siad daoine má ní tugtar bia dóbh. tá é seo is donna sa mhí a nach buil túiristí timpeal. ach má tugann tú bia dóbh, beidh siad arais chun níos mó a fáil le chinn nua ag teacht gach lá.

mar itheann siad a lán ablach agus bia lán le súcra, tá a lán bactéar ina bhéal, agus scapann siad galar an-tapadh de bharr cé cómh cóngraí atá siad le daoine agus fánas éile

english:

the bantam patchpelt (also just called "sirens") are the smallest member of the faun family with a height of 50-60cm. they can be seen climbing walls, balconies on hotels and apartments, and are common around areas with a lot of people. they're extremely good at climbing due to their small hooves and long toes to grip edges on surfaces

as a leaner subspecies of faun, they're very fast and can actively hunt cats, dogs, and seagulls, and they can digest discarded waste materials like all fauns, but their main source of food comes from being hand-fed by humans. because of this they've evolved to make a wide range of sounds to get more food, especially words and phrases.

also, the "cuter" the faun means the more food they get, due to this they evolved to be smaller, have brighter colored coats, and have shorter faces with larger heads and eyes, however most of these traits are caused by inbreeding. due to their primary food source being from humans they aren't able to travel to new areas and forage on their own, and because of this they're all related. due to these traits they can get all kinds of health problems, like broken jaws, difficulty breathing, choking and immune problems. also because they're fully dependent of people for food their numbers can vary wildly during the year, in the warmer months when there's a lot of tourists around they can number between 100-300 in the area, but during the colder seasons with less food available they fall to around 20-100.

because of this, they're dangerous and habituated to people, and they'll do anything to get a reaction or to get food. they can break into houses or attack people who wont feed them. this behavior gets really bad during the colder months/outside tourist season, even if you give them food they'll be right back with more and more each day

because they eat a lot of carrion and high sugar foods, their mouth is full of disease, and due to their proximity to humans and other fauns and animals they can spread disease really quickly.

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cothíocht fánas/faun nutrition

is fánas anmhithe a bhí crothithe chun bruscéar a thóg isteach agus feoil, teicstíl agus a lán rudaí eille a chur amach. is fedir le fánas i bhad níos mó rudaí a ithe ná anmhithe eile, ach fós cathig cóimheá idir na cothigh a beith ann.

mar is rúmináid íad fánas ní cathigh siad aimíonaigéad nó próitéin a fáil ó a bia, fightear iad ó a micróorgánigh i a córas díleá. itheann na micróorgánigh an pleastach agus briseann siad iad síos go chemicúil ionnas gur fedir an fánas é a díleá, nuair a fighann an bactéar bás súann an fán na aimíonaigéad ó a corp.

aiste bia don fánas/ diet for the faun

tá 95% de aiste bia fánas brúscéar crua, i a aiste bia, ba chóir go bhuil brúscéar ó líonadh talúin nó pleastach crua acú le nithe go saor don lá ar fad, tá pleastach crua an-tábhactach chun an córas dílea a cómead ag bogadha, agus líomhann sé a fiachala síos. tugtear timpeall 5kg do peilléad do fán ar leith gach lá, sa peilléad tá vitimíní, riandúil, agus cothig eile gur nach fightear i a brúscéar crua. má thugtear ionnomarcha peilléad dóbh is fedir na bacteir sa córas dílea a bheith mí-cothrom.

ba chóir go bhuil idir 60-95% (breathann ar a pór, chéan úsaid ect) MPP (pleastach)i a aiste bia ar fad. i a peilléad ba chór go bhuill tipeall 60% MMP ann. is é an MPP chad a bristear siad go dtí comhdhúil eille mar prótein, ola agus bia do na microrgánach ina corp.

i a peilléad ba chór go bhuil timpeall 11-15% de carbohídrát (ag braith ar achlaíacht, úsaid nó pór) sa peilléad. tá súcra an-tábhactach do fuinneamh an corp, tá dromhclá bia foinse chun iad a fháil gan peilléad.

tá prótein an mead lán prótein sa bia, is fedir an fánas prótein a díleá ó MPP, ach tá sé tábhactach é a fáil go dírach fresin, ó faoinse mar sicín cúbarnaí, is faoinse maith de ola agus iaran iad seo fresin (ba chór go bhuil 10-15% prótein sa peilléad)

tá ola tábhactach chun cabhrú le díleá de vitimín intuaslagtha i ola (m.sh vitinín K, vitimin A) agus mar fuinneamh, de gnáth cuirtear 0.7% ola sa peilléad (is fedir le microrgánach sa corp ola a crothú as MMP fresin)

is raindúil ná grúpa de mianra atá fíor tábhactach do feidhmiú an corp, tá na mianra ná copar, fluairíd, iarann, sinc, cóbalt agus maignéisiam. fightear an fán iad seo i méad ulmhór i a aiste bia náduirthe. chun na leibhéal a comead síos i áit sábhalte, crothig DerCo peisteanna chun na raindúil barraíocht a thóg isteach ina corp ionnas chun dílea iad ó an fán a moilligh. nuair a fighann an peist bhás is fedir iad a dílea i slí níos mall (agus fightear aminoaigead ó a corp fresin). má tá ionnomarcha carbóhidráit sa rúmen is fedir na peisteanna a marú.

cothiacht do fánas mar-muic nó pór feoil

níos mó protein agus MPP chun na mattán a fhás agus ionnas go bhuil fuinneamh acú chun a bheith cuirthe as-raca (20% prótein, 65%% MPP). níos lú carbóhidráit i chás fánas mar-muice amháin(10% carbóhidráit do mar-muice) da bharr nach ba chór siad a bheidh ag inilt, ach tá níos mó carbóhidráit ag teastáil ag crossantach de bharr atá siad ag inilt agus chun níos mó sail a crothú(15% carbóhidráit do crossantach, 15% amhprótín, 60% MPP).

cothiacht do fánas caorín bán-dearg nó pór ollan

breathann an méad prótin, MPP, agus raindúil ar chéan sighas tecstíl atá tú ag iarradh fás. má tá tú ag irarradh níos mó poliestir sa ollan is fedir peilléád le 70% MPP, 10% amhprótín, agus 15% carbóhidráit a tabhart dóbh, ach ní fedir iad a chur ag innilt de bharr nach buil a crúbanna crua go leoir gan níos mó ola agus amhprótin. fightear níos mó airgead as méad políestir níos airde, ach chun slánteachas an fán, tá peilléad le 50% MPP, 20% amhprótin, 20% carbóhidráit. is fedir púdar garleog a chur ina bia fresin chun cur cosc ar cuileog.

cothiacht do leanaírud agus fánas ag iompar

tá i bhad níos mó amhprótein, raindúil, agus carbóhidtáit ag teastail ag fán ag iompar ionnas gur fedir leo na leanaí a fás. má nach fightear a méad cothig is fedir leo tit tinn ó tocsaeime torrachas nó fiabhras bainne. cuirtear 40% MPP, 30% amhprótein, 20% carbóhidráit agus 5% ola agus 5% raindúil agus vitiminí (go háirithe calciam, iarann agus copar), tugtear na leanaítiní an bia chéana go dtí go bhuil siad timpeall 6 seactain aois.

cothiacht do fánas atá as-raca

do fánas as an raca ní fedir MPP a tabhart dóbh de bar nach bhuil rúmen acú, cathigh siad leact cothig le a lán amhprótein, carbhóhidráit agus raindúil. timpeall 50% prótein, 30% carbóhidráit agus 20% raindúil agus vitiminí

do fánas atá arais ar an raca, cathigh siad 50% prótein, 30% carbóhidráit, 10% raindúil agus vitiminí agus 10% MMP, bí cuairamach chun leact próibhitheach a tabhart leis.

cothiacht do folladortór

breathann sé ar úsaid an folladortór, ach de gnáth tughtear leacht chéana a tugtear do na fánas atá as-raca, ach do folladortór a úsaidtear chun folla a déanamh tá níos mó iarann ag teastáil.

english;

fauns are animals that are designed to turn garbage and other waste products into meat, fabric, and many other things. fauns can eat a huge variety of things, but they still need a balenced diet

as ruminants they dont need to have amino acids or proteins suplimented in their diet, they can synthesize them from microrganisms in their digestive tract. the microrganisms break down plastics (in conentrate feed products this is called MPP, microplastic polymer) into other compounds that the faun can digest (oils, vitimins, ect) then once the microbes die the fauns body can digest the amino acids from its body.

diet for the faun

95% of a fauns diet should be hard landfill waste, this will be their main source of nutrients, it keeps their digestive system moving and it keeps their teeth in shape. hard waste (or "roughage") should be available 24/7. fauns should be given typically 5kg of concentrate daily, the concentrates have vitimins, minerals, and other nutrients the fauns mightnt get enough of from hard waste, feeding too many concentrates can make the diet unbalenced

beetween 60-90% of a fauns entire diet shouls be MPP (depending on breed, activity levels, use ect). they should have at least 60% MPP in their concentrate/pellet.

fauns need to have around 11-15% carbohydrates in their pellet (again, depending on breed, use, ect). fauns already get plenty of sugars from food waste in their roughage.

fauns can synthesize protein in their digestive tract, but pure protein in their diet is good for their health, sources like battery hens or offal (have to be tested for disease) also provide oils and vitimins. fauns need around 10-20% crude protein in their pellet

trace elements are a group of minerals that have many uses to the body, they're safe to have in small amounts, but the fauns natural diet makes them take in far too many than normal. to combat this, DerCo created many speceis of worms to consume the minerals so the fauns can absorb them at a much slower rate (they also get amino acids from the worm corpses). if the faun has too much sugar in its diet this can kill the worms.

nutrition for swinelikes or other meat breeds

meat breeds need a lot of protein and MPP to grow muscle and for energy to be off-racked. (ideally 20% protein, 65% MPP in pellet), swinelikes specifically need less carbohydrates as they dont move much and their meat is very lean (10% carbohydrates in pellet ideally). curlcoats and meat breeds who graze however need a higher amount of sugars since theyre more active and need to grow fat in their meat (meatbreeed cross ration is typically 15% carbohydrates, 15% protein and 60% MPP)

nutrition for heatherhorns and other fiber breeds

the ratios depend on what fiber texture you're looking for. if you want a higher amount of polyester in the wool you can feed a pellet with 70% MPP, 10% protein, and 15% carbohydrate, but this means that you wont be able to let them graze since their hooves will be too soft due to low levels of protein and oils. you get more money for a higher amount of polyester, but for the fauns physical and mental wellbeing a pellet with 50% MPP, 20% protein, 20% carbohydrates id ideal. to prevent flystrike you can mix garlic powder into their roughage.

nutrition for pregnant fauns

pregnant fauns need more protein, trace elements, vitimins and carbohydrates. if they dont get enough this could leat to pregnancy toxemia and milk fever. 40% MPP, 30% protein, 20% carbohydrates, 5% oils and 5% trace elements and vitimins (especally copper, calcium and iron)

nutrition for fauns on and off the rack

you cant give off-racked fauns MPP for obvious reasons, but the liquid nutrient should be made of 50% protein, 30% carbohydrates and 20% minerals and vitimins

for fauns that have just been re-racked, their ration should be made of 50% protein, 30% carbohydrates, 10% minerals and 10% MPP, make sure you give them a probiotic drench over it

nutrition for bloodletters

it depents on their use, but they can have the same liquid as you would off-racked fauns, but if theyre being used for blood transfusions they need a lot more iron and copper

Ty so much for answering my earlier ask!

I have another question, since sirens are so good at mimicry and pattern recognition could you teach one to talk? I think it would be funny to be mugged by a siren like that. To be on your lunch break and hear someone say, "SANDWICH, NOW." and it's a faun staring at you.

if you mean "talk" as in copy a sound a human makes to use in the future for a reaction, then yeah they do that all the time. but for most words they don't really understand the meaning of them (they have their own way of communicating amongst themselves tho). they might be able to understand that the word "sandwich" means a food thing, but they really don't understand that "now!" is anything more than "i saw another human talk to someone in this way/this tone of voice, and they handed them something". so yeah if you did the classic conditioning method of repeating a word until they copied you and gave them food for it you can teach them words, but that doesn't mean they understand what they're saying. if they did want something you have their go-to behavior is to sit at your feet and just stare with big wet eyes going "hiiii :D for meeee?? :D"

gaeilge: má cíaliann tú "ciant" mar ag cópail torran a deanann daoine chun freagairt a fáil, deannan siad é sin alán. ach le haigh an chuid is mó de focail níl fóis acú can a cialíann siad (tá a slí féan chun ciant le a chéaile). bedir gur fedir leo nasc a déanamh idir an focail "ceapaire" agus bia ach ní fedir leo chial a deanamh as an focail "anois!" mar rud éagan seacais "connaic mé daoine rud mar seo a rá chuigh daoine eile, agus tug siad rud dóbh". má tug tú bia dóbh nuiar a dúart siad focail nua beidh siad ag rá an focail, ach níl fois acú cah a bhuil siad ag rá. má tá siad ag iarradh bia úait beidh siad ag suí ah dó cosaí ag duill "dia duitttttt :DD máis é do toil é :D???"

also another (probably not) fun fact about sirens, a lot of them have nicotine addictions due to eating too many cigarette butts. this means they get withdrawal symptoms when they go too long without them and just go into a rage. this also means they learned to vape and use heat/fire to light traditional cigarettes. but they also are seen taking hallucinogenic substances for fun too (eg mushrooms)

rud eile (mí) grannmhar faoi truptín, tá andúil nicotín ag a lán dóbh mar tá siad ag ithe bun de na toitín. ciallian é seo gur fedir leo preashach as fearg a deanamh don áit nuar a nach fedir leo iad a fáil. is fedir leo e-cigs a úsaid agus toitín a lasadh le tras/tine. agus itheann siad drugí (mar shampla muisiriún) don craic.