Red Vs. Blue Face Headcanons! Since Y'all Wanted Em Out Before Season 19 Dropped!

Red Vs. Blue face headcanons! Since y'all wanted em out before Season 19 dropped!

In defense of Simmons not being a red haired twink: big buff DnD and science nerd.

And some extra notes under the cut:

You can take all these with a silly grain of salt, I'm not a long-time RvB fandom frequenter but did like some bits.

Simmons: Dutch-Irish but keeps getting called 'of a Latino persuasion' by Grif. Also funnily uses 'cracker'. (so mixed.) Cybernetics built from the same sort of stuff Lopez is made out of, visibly running down the left of his face, neck, ribcage, and arm. His arm worked the best for Grif because they're around the same height.

Grif: Too lazy to cut much of his hair, but it's necessary when his helmet doesn't properly secure. Also, a beard is beneficial for catching some little save-for-later snacks. Carving started out as a fidgeting task if he somehow couldn't sleep.

Donut: Just barely hits the twunk allegations in comparison as the lankiest out of a group of fat and buff guys, somehow more durable than all of them despite it and is still above average in build. Started really trying to compensate for his image because of his scar, which developed into really being able to love himself.

Sarge: LOVES his sergeant stripes. Don't tell him but his eyes might be blue. He will say they're grey, though. Don't ask about the bullet hole in his head, either. It's not that he doesn't want to talk about it, just that he'll probably go on a rant about Grif.

Church: Rest in piss Jimmy. Church doesn't naturally feel sleepy though, not like he has this body for long. The scar on his neck was smooth enough to not raise any alarm, and a lack of sleep may have hindered his fight-or-flight reflexes while he still lived...

Tucker: A few scars from his alien encounter, a glimmer in his eyes a slight indication of his connection with the blade-key along with the visor changes. Poor guy couldn't grow his hair long because of the helmet.

Caboose: Most head trauma of anyone ever, injuries hidden by his thick curly hair. Sure doesn't keep him down! It may contribute to a loop of him losing teeth and continuing to worry about the tooth fairy being mad at him, though.

Friendly reminder that when Donut got the sticky on his head, Grif’s instinct was to go straight to Sarge and insist- very vehemently- that they prioritize getting him medical attention immediately.

Friendly reminder that when Grif got run over by the tank, Donut went straight to Sarge and Sarge performed a successful double-surgery to transfer Simmons’ body parts to Grif while also converting Simmons into a cyborg. This means that: Donut immediately went for help, Sarge immediately went into action, and Simmons gave up his organs when one of their team was injured.

Friendly reminder that the collective reaction to Donut getting crushed by Kai’s pelican was genuine mourning over their loss.

Friendly reminder that when Wash shot Donut and Donut “died”, Simmons was actually really upset and even yelled at Wash over it, despite being fucking terrified and for damn good reason.

Friendly reminder that when Sarge attacked the Meta head on, with just his shotgun, Grif sounded genuinely distressed over the danger he’d just put himself in.

Friendly reminder that despite all their bickering and vitriol, Red Team is a family that loves each other and takes care of each other and don’t want to see each other actually hurt.

Idk what to say cause like. To me, Simmons and Donut are trans. Caboose is genderfluid. Doc is nonbinary. Kai is intersex. And locus is agender

RED VS BLUE FANS!

I was thinking about trans hcs in the rvb fandom, tiering the levels of average to bonkers and the popularity of each character being trans in my brain, but i don't know if my opinions are universal

Rb for sample size and, if you feel like it, drop everyone you hc as trans in the tags!

Nobody fucking touch me I'm coping.

Sinner!Adam design because I was going to invert violently if I didn't.

SARDOYLE MAKES FOR THE BEST AUS DO YOU GET IT

Hey. Ur still doing facecanon stuff right? Please do a facecanon version of that one SarDoyle post you made where Doyle was going FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS please I am BEGGING you

LMAOOOO