Nobody Fucking Touch Me I'm Coping.

Nobody fucking touch me I'm coping.

Sinner!Adam design because I was going to invert violently if I didn't.

"Sarge wanted to die in a blaze of glory so him going out that way would be appropriate" sorry?? I get nobody wants to take his character seriously but like. Sarge is a mentally ill old man who's dehumanized himself to the point of only thinking he's an item for war and battle and you wanna prove him right??? You think that's a satisfying end for him?? Explode.

Simmons didn’t even let him kill it

Patreon reward for Wordsy! It’s a scene from their fic Foreign Agent, give a read on AO3!

I guess it's a good a time as any to post these old doodles lol. Originally wasn't gonna post these at all because these are more so design exercises then properly done art that I'd wanna present but oh well they're neat IG

Basically I wanted to recreate rvb without any of the Halo elements. Keeping the sci-fi there but setting it in a completely original universe. Extremely obsessed with this concept tbh. If I ever wanted to actually do anything with these designs I'd definitely have to do some streamlining because I was mostly testing the waters with these. sci-fi is not my forte lol. I imagine it with sort of a early 90s retro futurism laser tag aesthetic

Anyway yeah that's it. If you wanna see me actually do stuff with these designs or wanna see redesigns of other characters let me know these were really really fun

Does anyone mind if i post this

Red Vs. Blue face headcanons! Since y'all wanted em out before Season 19 dropped!

In defense of Simmons not being a red haired twink: big buff DnD and science nerd.

And some extra notes under the cut:

You can take all these with a silly grain of salt, I'm not a long-time RvB fandom frequenter but did like some bits.

Simmons: Dutch-Irish but keeps getting called 'of a Latino persuasion' by Grif. Also funnily uses 'cracker'. (so mixed.) Cybernetics built from the same sort of stuff Lopez is made out of, visibly running down the left of his face, neck, ribcage, and arm. His arm worked the best for Grif because they're around the same height.

Grif: Too lazy to cut much of his hair, but it's necessary when his helmet doesn't properly secure. Also, a beard is beneficial for catching some little save-for-later snacks. Carving started out as a fidgeting task if he somehow couldn't sleep.

Donut: Just barely hits the twunk allegations in comparison as the lankiest out of a group of fat and buff guys, somehow more durable than all of them despite it and is still above average in build. Started really trying to compensate for his image because of his scar, which developed into really being able to love himself.

Sarge: LOVES his sergeant stripes. Don't tell him but his eyes might be blue. He will say they're grey, though. Don't ask about the bullet hole in his head, either. It's not that he doesn't want to talk about it, just that he'll probably go on a rant about Grif.

Church: Rest in piss Jimmy. Church doesn't naturally feel sleepy though, not like he has this body for long. The scar on his neck was smooth enough to not raise any alarm, and a lack of sleep may have hindered his fight-or-flight reflexes while he still lived...

Tucker: A few scars from his alien encounter, a glimmer in his eyes a slight indication of his connection with the blade-key along with the visor changes. Poor guy couldn't grow his hair long because of the helmet.

Caboose: Most head trauma of anyone ever, injuries hidden by his thick curly hair. Sure doesn't keep him down! It may contribute to a loop of him losing teeth and continuing to worry about the tooth fairy being mad at him, though.