"A Boggy, Soggy, Squitchy Picture Truly, Enough To Drive A Nervous Man Distracted."

"A boggy, soggy, squitchy picture truly, enough to drive a nervous man distracted."

-Ishmael, art critic

we need to destigmatize dropping out of college I am so serious. like dude if u realize that is Bad For You then you can just Leave. I am so fucking serious. just stop. there are other options and you don’t need to force yourself through shit you can’t do and go into debt. i promise you can just Not.

Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears

guy whos soooo haunted but very kissable about it

Ishmael rlly tried on Queequeg’s clothes and looked at himself in the mirror. What compelled him to do that with a stranger’s clothes

This weeks' Moby Dick:

Chapter 2: Ishmael pontificates on his shoes, barges into a black church in the middle of a sermon and goes 'well I'm not the weird one here I'm white' and finds a crummy old inn

Chapter 3: Ishmael proves himself as an irresistible target for trolling to innkeepers. Continues to pontificate in ways that makes you wonder why more people aren't punching him. There is possibly the most convoluted slow burn instance of There Was Only One Bed I've ever seen