This Weeks' Moby Dick:
This weeks' Moby Dick:
Chapter 2: Ishmael pontificates on his shoes, barges into a black church in the middle of a sermon and goes 'well I'm not the weird one here I'm white' and finds a crummy old inn
Chapter 3: Ishmael proves himself as an irresistible target for trolling to innkeepers. Continues to pontificate in ways that makes you wonder why more people aren't punching him. There is possibly the most convoluted slow burn instance of There Was Only One Bed I've ever seen
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“Therefore you must not, in every case at least, take the higgledy-piggledy whale statements, however authentic, in these extracts, for veritable gospel cetology.”
This should be printed on Moby Dick right under the title
“I turned in, and never slept better in my life”
Biblical…..
Ishmael: This mysterious tattooed man, oh he’s so scary and big I couldn’t possibly sleep in the same bed as him
Ishmael:
Peter:
Queequeg:
Ishmael: Because he’ll eat me
guy whos soooo haunted but very kissable about it