saltavenegar

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22 years old✨occasionally an artist✨ he/they✨purple enthusiast

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Moby Dick Summarized Without Going Into Any Of Its Loftier Themes:

moby dick summarized without going into any of its loftier themes:

act one: adventure story ft. unexpected queer romance between a quiet teacher and a tattooed butch cannibal via the "only one bed" trope. one quoted sentence to summarize: "better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken christian."

act two: national geographic textbook on the history and biology of whales and all associated subjects, incoherent rambling, in-depth studies of background characters we never see before or after, procrastinating the ending. one quoted sentence to summarize: "nor have i been at all sparing of historical whale research, when it has seemed needed."

act three: greek tragedy ft. queerplatonic romance between a doomed madman and his voice of reason henchman who literally offers to ride off into the sunset with him but who he ultimately betrays for a whale. one quoted sentence to summarize: "here’s food for thought, had ahab time to think; but ahab never thinks; he only feels, feels, feels; that’s tingling enough for mortal man! to think’s audacity."

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saltavenegar

1 year ago

Thanks, Anon!

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motherfucker I took (mandarin?) chinese for three years in middle school. three years of Italian in Highschool. and then German for college if we rlly want we can count my ONE year of Spanish in 5th grade but I don’t know shit about Spanish ig not that I remember 99% of chinese or a good deal of Italian hoping to keep pursuing German. but I’m also trying sososososo hard to learn Hungarian for obvious reasons

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1 year ago

you're one of my idols i love your art thank you for making me happy with your tycutio even if you don't know you do. you encouraged me to start drawing again

Omg 1. Thank you so much it’s always crazy to hear something like that when I’m like. just a guy /pos

2. I’m glad i could make you happy and inspire you to start drawing again :) drawing is fun and silly and everyone should do so

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1 year ago

HELLO???

Im gonna go crazy insane over this

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foaming at the mouth HELLO? I love how horrified everyone looks too babygirl is NOT ok in the head he's so fucked up i love him tybalt capulet resj

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1 year ago

Omg happy 1 year anniversary to the first time I watched Romeo es Julia (Hungarian version specifically) which has led to the strongest fixation I’ve had in FOREVER. The worms won’t leave my brain

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things that irrevocably change my brain chemistry it’s like chess musical all over again I must be so insufferable to my irl friends

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1 year ago

1 overture

star-crossed this, star-crossed that, we all know the real star of the show is the one and only mercutio!

welcome to the opening night of this art/ask blog!! featuring mercutio from roméo et juliette (2010). the doodles definitely won't be as polished as this, i just thought it'd be nice to start things off with a bang :]

please be my guest and send some asks/requests! i'll doodle em, mercutio will answer, or both . . .

(heavily inspired by @/dailymercutio ! check 'em out!!)

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yooooooooooooooo everyone check out this acc :)!!! we need a whole gang of daily mercutio accs think of the chaos we can create romeo et juliette retj mercutio not my art also the art on this blog is absolutely wonderful and the ideas very cool so far :DD

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