Id Let Him Ride Me

id let him ride me

Yeehaw partner

“Isaac and Malachai having a good friendship will never be real” you don't like wholesome and kind interactions? Ok, have schizo!Malachai and Hallucination!Isaac instead.

/srs

I think Children of the Corn is inspired by the Children of God cult, which is still (I think, but hopefully not) active to this day. Usually leaders of cults would be the gods. But David Berg was the prophet like Moses. The cult was entirely about sex, which is comical because of the highly religious sounding name. Atleast, I think it was entirely about intercourse.

I'm about to cry from this revelation.

Special tags : @gettingthebitches @rainywinnerpeach @k-at-kat @rainbowgr1lledcheese @brains4ne

"can I call you shawty" 😭🤦‍♀️

why you so short. can i call you shawty

No, you may not.

New AU, Wizarding World x COTC Characters (Mostly Malachai and Isaac)

Isaac has a Cedar wand with Rougarou hair core

The cedar wand found its perfect home where there were perspicacity and perception. Garrick Ollivander believed that whenever he met one who carried a cedar wand, he found strength of character and unusual loyalty. The witch or wizard who was well-matched with cedar carried the potential to be a frightening adversary, especially if harm was done to those they were fond of, which often came as a shock to those who had thoughtlessly challenged them. + Rougarou hair wands were believed to have an affinity for the Dark Arts, like vampires to blood.

and Malachai has a Blackthorn wood wand with Thunderbird feather core

Blackthorn wands, which was a very unusual wand wood, had the reputation, in Garrick Ollivander's well-merited opinion, of being best suited to a warrior. These wands appeared to need to pass through danger or hardship with their owners to become truly bonded. Given this condition, the blackthorn wand would become as loyal and faithful a servant as one could wish. + Thunderbird feather wands were extremely powerful, though difficult to master. They were able to sense danger and were known to cast curses on their own pre-emptively when supernatural dangers were near. They were also particularly good for Transfiguration.

Malachai Boardman headcanons

1) Malachai is very hyperfixated with weaponry.

2) Malachai knocks people over by hugging them.

3) Malachai tackles and wrestles people to show affection.

4) Malachai also gives people slow and soft punches to show affection.

5) Malachai hates bugs and would rather gobble up glass than touch or/and be near one.

6) Malachai's father is in a shooting club

7) Personally knows how to cook, self-taught.

8) Malachai is basically a walking storage room, can and will carry anything.

9) Malachai used to work half-time at the cafe in the opening scene. (My favorite headcanon)

10) Malachai's favorite color is blue and green. Any shade.

11) Malachai's favorite flavor is green apple/sour grapes. (Isaac introduced him to the sour grapes flavor)

12) Malachai's machete is basically a family heirloom.